David

When this body contained a spirit, a kingdom was too small to hold it; now two paces of the vilest earth is room enough.

[David @jsbdave]

@timdavies_uk Take off run from today…

[David @jsbdave]

@daviddownie17 Roasters on Reddit accusing me of being miserable for pointing it out.

[David @jsbdave]

@daviddownie17 Johnson is shite Dave.

[David @jsbdave]

Absolute joke.

[BBC Sport Merseyside @bbcmerseysport]

🤝 Done deal

🔵 Iliman Ndiaye has signed for Manchester City from #EFC in a deal worth £65m

⚽️ The Senegal international scored 17 goals in 74 appearances in his two years with the Blues

#bbcfootball

[David @jsbdave]

If I was Moyes I’d quit #efc

[David @jsbdave]

@daviddownie17 @TheBlueRoomEFC We are a joke of a club. Fuck it. Throw Keane up front.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I visit my late wife's grave, I always bring extra flowers. I tidy up graves of others and lay flowers where the grave clearly hasn't been visited in a while. No one deserves to be forgotten.

[David @jsbdave]

Castlemilk.

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

First city ever built on mars.

You get to name it.

What's it gonna be?

[David @jsbdave]

@daviddownie17 He needs to go Dave.

[David @jsbdave]

@daviddownie17 I can’t, I mean CAN’T, watch another week of Tarks and Keane as a pair. Fuck Keane off, put Patto right back and move JOB to centre half. Surely.

[David @jsbdave]

Everton never fail to spoil my weekend (or Monday night, depending). I hate football.

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

Starmer announces the new head of adult social care who will head up the new legislation for the assisted dying bill and palative care.

[Sam @SamCKx]

Some guy whose mates down the pub call Barry the Bellend or Terry the Tosser is going to wake up on Monday morning and realise he's responsible for overseeing a £26 million regeneration project, and chairing a meeting of the local council licensing committee...

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

I don't know if I'd prefer GTA VI to be brilliant or a disaster.

Disaster, I think.

[David @jsbdave]

No punishment is too severe for these scumbags.

[Everton @Everton]

Club statement.

[David @jsbdave]

I’ve never seen a human being spit as often as #mcfc manager Pep. Vile.

[David @jsbdave]

@tweetpd_lynn I think tweetpd is broken again?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If you're always running late for everything, it's not a funny quirk. It's annoying as fuck, and people who can stick to a time think you're a selfish twat.

[David @jsbdave]

@daviddownie17 Had enough of Myko. He’s a yard dog.

[David @jsbdave]

@virginmedia Hello folks! What’s going on with the broadband service please? Slow speeds and super high latency both through wired and wireless. Clearly a network issue. Lots of people have it too!