jessibelle atlas

my daddy issues made me good at video games nobody cares about (⚠️ potential nsfw/spoilers)

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

if i leave a sweater or sweatshirt anywhere it WILL get loafed on

[Sethkiel🌹 @sethkiell]

My dear, forgotten friend

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

i think we should give alexa grasso +1 to wins by knockout and +1 to wins by submission for this victory over barber lmao #ufcseattle

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

that was almost a terrible game but thankfully a real hockey player wears 17 on the #calgaryflames now

(thanks, sharan-goal-vich 🔥)

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

on today's episode of being a wrestling fan and also gay:

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

the greatest to ever do it is back baby i'm so fuckin hard

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

i'm sorry, WHAT???????

fuck all you isekai bitches. reborn walked so your dumb ass my hero academia could run

[AniTV @AniTVOfficial]

'Katekyo Hitman REBORN!' NEW ANIME Project is OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED!

More information will be revealed in 2026.

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

@NHLFlames @Sportsnet @Sportsnet960 is captain backs okay? 🥺

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

tired of being tired. sick of being sick.

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

what's the equivalent of tweeting for bluesky? bluing??? skying?????

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

"why do you want men in women's bathrooms"

jesus, why do YOU want to know what every other kid's genitalia looks like?!

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

this is such an invasion of privacy. why is it so difficult to just let other people exist? leave my sisters and girl friends alone.

p.s. i'm a cis woman.

[YEGWAVE @yegwave]

Female athletes in Alberta will now complete a ‘Fairness and Safety in Sport Confirmation’ form to verify they are of female sex at birth and not transgender.

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

cannot emphasize enough how much i despise the largest pro wrestling corporation in the world

they actually did the ONE THING that forces me to watch week-to-week again 😭

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

the temptation to dye my hair green and ask everyone if they want to know how i got these scars is crazy

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

today happened. there are currently 11 stitches in my face.

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

i hate when i'm in a building with multiple elevators and they're all on the same floor. like tf doesn't that defeat the whole purpose???? 😭

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

didn't think the first time i'd have to get stitches it'd be in my face but here we are

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

it's literally 2012 wix now but perhaps worse

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

remember when wordpress was easy????

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

kinda forgot that existing during this time of year means i'm going get absolutely annihilated by mosquitoes

[jessibelle atlas @jsbtlas]

truly can't imagine being on #bachelorinparadise and not immediately going after the funny, smart, AND gorgeous jill chin