Professional Baby Name Consultant

#GirlDad #BoyDad Sports and craft beer enthusiast. Earthquake and tornado survivor. Stave & Thief Society Member. I played in a Pro-Am twice.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

I was today years old when I found out that was a penalty.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Someone is 100% getting fired

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@ClueHeywood I would play bar trivia by myself when my wife was in grad school. My team name was “My wife thinks I’m at AA”. It’s a lot of fun especially when you beat a team that accuses you of cheating. 🫡

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

It’s a joke that college players like Kaufman-Wren are eligible after being drafted in the NBA.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

Ozzie must be on vacation because EDC has been slacking lately.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

the bride requested Ella Fitzgerald but I thought she said Edmund Fitzgerald and boy this is a long, awkward first dance

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@finebaum @GregSankey Why does it matter if @aaronmurray11 and others are just commenting on “judgment calls”?

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@SECUnfiltered And instead of holding John McDaid and his officials accountable he would would rather go after @aaronmurray11. Remember this is the same Greg who said the SEC doesn’t comment on judgement calls after his crew blew a PI call in Bama UGA.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

Fishback is so enthusiastic calling this App St Auburn game. I wonder where he went to college.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

Remember when scoring 56 was a good night under Grant

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@SECcountry

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@ScottButtram Is there anything Alabama manages well? Just another example of how inept ABC. Privatize it and cut out the useless middle man.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@BrettGreenberg_ Do we know if @MattMoscona has any comment on former 3 Star and SMU commit Keelon Russell? He sure had a lot to say in the past about him.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@ScottButtram I didn’t have Secret Service hype video on my bingo card.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

Kane’s coaching like a man tired of his wife getting **** pics from Lane

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

“He got what he wanted”- Matt Austin. Surprised the guy who is shaped like a thumb doesn’t understand what a pick is supposed to do.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@Charlie_Potter

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Disappointed Christian Republicans Briefly Consider Placing Trust In God Again https://t.co/YDoMLhdMDa

[Troy Turbeville @VilleontheVille]

Oh, the women's soccer team is playing. Let's check it out...

Darn, they're down 2-1 late...

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@InTheBleachers Spot on piece. Thanks for saying the quiet part out loud. 🫡

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

Listen to a former D1 athlete.

[Michael Felder @InTheBleachers]

Youth Sports Are Killing Me, by @InTheBleachers https://t.co/mWpVn1990p