Professional Baby Name Consultant

#GirlDad #BoyDad Sports and craft beer enthusiast. Earthquake and tornado survivor. Stave & Thief Society Member. I played in a Pro-Am twice.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@blurrycreatures well this is something

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: The Chief Exorcist of Washington has been fired for his statements about demons and UFOs, claiming that demons can disguise themselves as aliens, glowing orbs, and UFOs.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@ScottButtram Majors is already in as a player, not sure what putting him in accomplishes. Leach deserved it for his innovation alone. If you take away his Covid record then he meets the threshold. The real travesty is Julio Jones won’t be in because he wasn’t a 1st team All-American.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@PeteThamel Chris is a good dude and took a lot of pride in going back to Robert Morris. He’ll make a huge impact wherever he goes.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

Oh look another monster out of the Oklahoma St bullpen.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

Not sure if Eric Hines can pitch but Alabama needs to find out.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

So Hines interfered with 2nd by just being his God given size?

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@NextRoundLive @jimdunaway VBS week at my church has provided a great bracket punishment idea. Loser has to use a puppet and voice to talk for a week. You can still move your lips, but you have to carry around said puppet.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

The only time rain is forecasted in Tuscaloosa is at 7p. Will the @NCAABaseball move the start time for Ok St/SC-Upstate to avoid this or will they keep the times the same so Alabama will start at a first pitch of 7:30 or later?

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

Alabama’s bullpen 🤝 Alabama’s fielding

[U.S. Secretary of Common Sense @ScottButtram]

Georgia needs John Dutton.

[Ben Whitehead @BenOnSports]

Imagine having to explain to someone seeing Wazzu vs Oregon St in Eugene that this is not a Pac 12 Tournament game, but an NCAA Regional of a Mountain West team vs an Independent team at a Big Ten stadium.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@NextRoundLive Forgot about UNA 🫡

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

I’m prepared to spend moneys to go to Omaha if it gets that far.

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

TUSCALOOSA REGIONAL

(7) @AlabamaBSB
@BamaStateBB
@UpstateBSB
@OSUBaseball

#RoadToOmaha

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

#MacZone is a fun way to watch the French Open. (I refuse to call it Roland Garros)

[Kyle Parmley 🥎 @KyleParmley]

Getting to super regionals in Melanie Carter's first year as head coach is a worthy accomplishment for this UAH team. Big things ahead!

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@TrussTribune @ScottButtram @hewitt_baseball @mauldin_jeff @HewittAthletics Another sport, another title for a school in the Trussville Tribune community.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

@KyleParmley

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

Alabama pitching is in midweek form today in Hoover. I won’t have to worry about that silly Omaha or Super Regional trip.

[Professional Baby Name Consultant @jsbuttram]

Brady Neal picked a bad day to have an adventure in RF