Joe Schab

Proud Dad & Husband, President at LeaseQuery. Red Sox. Dartmouth and Swarthmore dad.

[Mike Gelfond @MikeGelfond]

"Look, me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's. I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick."

Cleveland Browns comparing new logo to Georgia.

#GoDawgs

[Joe Schab @jschab]

@ShitBsbPlyrsSay Sounds like @ARizzo44

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

Here are my 16 biggest life mistakes.

I am 48 years old.

I still feel young, but old enough to have real regrets.

A thread:

[Joe Schab @jschab]

Tweet of the Century from @SwatAthletics

[Swarthmore Athletics @SwatAthletics]

FEAR THE SCHAB 🔥

Lights out pitching secures softball's win over Ramapo and advances the Garnet to the finals of the NCAA Regional Round!

[Joe Schab @jschab]

@jimlefevere Totally agree.

[Joe Schab @jschab]

Congratulations to @sarahschab41 for earning Pitcher of the Week In the Centennial Conference! Way to kid! https://t.co/4O0tlsh5mI

[Joe Schab @jschab]

@SMB_Attorney That’s called value destruction.

[Chris Carr @ChrisCarr_Ga]

Hey @dariusrucker - this is a legendary story among our friends bc our pal Brian “Fitz” Fitzgerald is the ‘frat guy’ from the @GaTheatre!
Here’s the proof - the bumper sticker you guys signed for him!
Am happy to connect you two.

@HootieTweets
#LetHerCry

[TG Dbacks @TgDbacks]

Great Showcase for #Uncommitted2023 players!!! #TGDbacks

[Joe Schab @jschab]

@WesRynders @TgDbacks @Money_Mags Let’s go guys! Going to be a great ride!

[Joe Schab @jschab]

@MikeGelfond @ATL311 @andreforatlanta @CommishATLDOT @ATL311Commish @AlexWanforATL @wsbtv @ATLDOT Thank you @MikeGelfond for your continued stewardship and caring for Virginia Highlands! All Highlands residents appreciate you!

[Joe Schab @jschab]

@MikeGelfond @MissMolly_DC Happy Birthday Mikey!

[Joe Schab @jschab]

@Heidi_Deja Heidi, this is really solid advice. I read it to my wife … as I made dinner.

[Joe Schab @jschab]

@Super70sSports Joe Pisarczek

[Joe Schab @jschab]

@stewfortier The Remarkable Farkle McBride by @johnlithgow … it’s about finding your passion and helping others find theirs

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The word “legend” sometimes gets thrown around a bit too much. But Jon Lester is an actual LEGEND for two of the most historic franchises in the game of baseball. There aren’t many players who can say that. Congrats on a hell of a career, Jon.

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

John Madden, the G.O.A.T.

[Jan Crawford @JanCBS]

On @FaceTheNation today, my pick for the biggest underreported story of 2021–

[Joe Schab @jschab]

@MikeGelfond Preparation for playoffs and opponents who will put up a fight.

[Joe Schab @jschab]

@GeorgeSomeone 100% agree. I posted on LI about our movie night and got an inbound inquiry from someone I know to be awesome who wants to work at a great company with a great culture like ours.