jenna

i like to sing. sarcasm is my second language.✨

[jenna @jscheckel]

Me when the massage therapist tells me my massage is over

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

So when Trump fires all non-partisan career professionals in government, replaces them with radical loyalists within every nook and cranny of the US government, and adds radical judges everywhere.

And every one of you that voted for him finally wake up from your fucked up fantasy just like the folks that woke up after 4 years of the last shit show, only to realize it’s much much worse, and much more permanent, this time.

When the cancer you caused has infected every bit of the American system and it can’t be unwound for a lifetime.

What then?

Do you beg this country for forgiveness for choosing fascism because you were conned into believing your eggs are too expensive because of Joe Biden?

You just put Steve Bannon in charge of American policy.

You just put Michael Flynn in charge of our military.

You just put Alex Jones in charge of media and propaganda.

You just put Stephen Miller in charge of immigration policy.

You just put batshit crazy RFK Jr. in charge of health policy.

You just killed free public education and privatized schools, which you will have to pay for.

You just sealed the deal on a national abortion ban, because you’re demented if you think it’s not coming.

You just radicalized the Supreme Court for a generation.

You just made women less safe and less free.

You just made this country an oligarchy with the billionaires quite literally in charge now.

You just put in office the one person that believes a president is a king, with the fucking Supreme Court ruling to prove it in his back pocket!

You just ushered in Fascism.

Because your cereal costs more.

Congratulations.

[ash 🦋 @ashleydupreez_]

the “a” in my name stands for always right

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[jenna @jscheckel]

JACCCCCCYYYYYYY

[Simpson Softball ⚡️ @SCStormSoftball]

March is Athletic Training Month.
And yes, @JacyCornelis is the BEST Atheltic Trainer! 🥎❤
Thanks for all you do to get us ready everyday and all you do for our program! #RollStorm #FAM1LY

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[jenna @jscheckel]

I am begging y’all to learn the difference between peek and peak.

[Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv]

I am begging you bitches to learn the difference between breath and breathe

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

the ppl who say “i’d rather not say” are anti-vaxx. vaxxed ppl are like YES, i got my 1st shot of [brand] on [date] and i was fine but after my 2nd shot on [date] i got sick but my coworker got it worse, after 2 weeks i saw my parents and kissed a stranger on the mouth and then i

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

My fall plans The Delta Variant

[jenna @jscheckel]

@skylachristinee Oh I love this for you

[jenna @jscheckel]

@bscheckel And also with you

[jenna @jscheckel]

Alright

[ʙʀᴇᴀᴅ 🍞 @BreadExotic_]

My girlfriend doesn’t know this but anytime we spend time apart I listen to music she normally plays to feel like I have her around

[Patrick Fanelli @PatFanelli]

Alternative headline: “vaccine thought to be 98% effective turns out to be 99.993% effective.”

[no @zedonarrival]

i can't watch war movies without thinking about how the horses didn't sign up for any of that

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

My dating profile:

[Channing Tatum @channingtatum]

Little grind session! Let’s gooooo 2021! Feeelin goodie good!!

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i’m in too deep