Jesse Schelitzche

Small business owner. Capitalist guru. Lover of life. Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life. God is good.

[Jesse Schelitzche @JSchelitzche]

@AlexBerenson Mpls/St. Paul built an amazing economy based on quality of life, great education, and amazing workforce. Now the schools are failing, taxes are wasted, workforce is changing, etc and is no longer a desirable place to be.

[Jesse Schelitzche @JSchelitzche]

@ElliottEHolland Didn’t I see this exact same post on @SMB_Attorney? Are we sharing good info or copying and posting to grow our socials?

[Jesse Schelitzche @JSchelitzche]

@IntEngineering Actually looks like a tool that improves/fixes runout. Either way, cool stuff!

[U.S. Department of Energy @ENERGY]

.@SecretaryWright: “We spent too many years sending all of our manufacturing overseas, and now we're going the other way. We got to build stuff in America.”

[Jesse Schelitzche @JSchelitzche]

Straight into my veins…

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

No Kings explained for people who think they're fighting fascism.

You're standing in a crowd on Saturday. You look around and think yeah. No Kings. This is what democracy looks like.

Bro.

You're holding a sign made by a communist billionaire who lives in Shanghai.

You live in a constitutional republic.

Elections. Term limits. A free press that spent four years calling the president a fascist without one journalist being arrested.

The modern left's definition of fascism:

You love your country? Fascist.

You want to enforce the border? Racist.

You think parents should raise their kids? Bigot.

You want to know who's voting in your elections? Jim Crow.

Being patriotic is fascism to the modern left.

But every country has borders and enforces them. 176 countries require ID to vote. That's the definition of a country.

But the Democratic establishment told you otherwise. And you believed them.

Congress has a 15% approval rating. 80% of Americans disapprove. 97% of incumbents got re-elected.

Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin.

Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao.

Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon.

Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII.

Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini.

Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler's entire reign.

Trump. 5 years and 3 months. Won the popular vote and the electoral vote.

But Trump is the king. Okay buddy.

You don't hate kings. You hate kings that aren't yours.
And Saturday they had you in the streets carrying their water.

The Democratic Party installed a president without letting you vote. Biden quit on a Sunday. By Tuesday your queen was crowned.

No primary. No debate. No ballot. First time since 1968.

Three days before your march every Senate Democrat voted against photo ID to vote.

During COVID you carried a vaccine card everywhere like a hall pass from the government just to eat at a restaurant.

But getting a birth certificate or waiting two hours at the DMV to prove you're a citizen before you vote? That's oppression.

The Democratic Party is pro illegal immigration.

Counts non-citizens in the Census. Census determines congressional seats. More non-citizens means more seats means more power. No voter ID means no way to check.

That's how you keep power without wearing a crown.

Biden built a censorship machine.

Pressured Facebook to suppress true information and admitted it in writing. Censored scientists. Censored doctors. Censored JOKES. The Biden White House told Facebook to remove "humor and satire."

They literally went after people for making fun of them. UK does it better tho...

Everything they censored turned out to be right. They just outsourced the silencing to Silicon Valley.

And it doesn't stop at speech.

The extreme left justifies taking children from families.

Six thousand schools rewrite children's identities without telling parents. And the State has the right to intervene.

The Hitler Youth did this. Mao's Red Guards did this. The Soviets built statues of a child who reported his own father.

Same playbook.

During Covid, your bakery got shut down. Church closed. You couldn't hold your dying mother's hand at the hospital.

But thousands packed together during BLM to burn Minneapolis and THAT was essential civic engagement. Obviously.

$2 billion in damage. 25 dead. 2,000 cops injured. 20 states burning. VP Kamala promoted a bail fund for the rioters. No investigation. No hearings.

January 6. One building. Few hours. 1,000 prosecuted. Two years of televised hearings.

Kings decide which violence counts. The left decided.

Charlie Kirk spent his life walking onto campuses asking for honest debate. He was assassinated.

CSIS terrorism database. 2025 is the first year in 30 years that left-wing attacks outnumber right-wing. Yet no one brings this up.

75% of liberal students say preventing a speaker from talking is justified. 27% say violence is acceptable.

Liberals who went to Trump rallies: "I never felt unsafe." "The experience changed me."

Conservatives who show up on liberal campuses get screamed at, blocked, and assassinated.

One side talks. The other side screams.

The Party for Socialism and Liberation marched with you Saturday.

Their stated purpose in their own words: "Revolution." Not reform. Marxism.

The system that killed a hundred million people last century. They had you holding their signs while they said it out loud.

500 groups. $3 billion in revenue. Pre-printed signs. The signs were ready before you were angry.

The money leads to Neville Roy Singham. Billionaire in Shanghai. Attends CCP workshops. Funnels millions through shell companies at UPS mailboxes. Three Congressional committees have subpoenaed him as a suspected CCP foreign agent.

You thought you were fighting for democracy. You were carrying water for Beijing.

"Liberals are leaving the First Amendment behind." Spoken by the ACLU lawyer who defended Nazis in court because it was their constitutional right.

Bill Clinton put 100,000 cops on the street. Reformed welfare. Said illegal immigration is wrong to a standing ovation. Told America the era of big government is over.

Today his own party would call him a fascist.

The 1990s Democrat defended free speech for Nazis. Yours censors doctors for telling the truth.

The 1990s Democrat held open primaries. Yours installed a nominee without a vote.

The 1990s Democrat trusted parents. Yours takes their children.

Historians measure fascism across eight traits. Here's who checks the boxes in 2026:

Censorship of political opposition. Democrats.

Contempt for democratic process. Democrats.

Tolerance of political violence. Democrats.

State ideology forced on families. Democrats.

Corporate-state fusion. Democrats.

Scapegoating and manufactured enemies. Both sides.

Cult of personality. Both sides.

Ultranationalism. Republicans.

Five for the left. One for the right. Two shared.

You marched against kings on Saturday.

You marched FOR kings.

You just didn't know which was which.

Stop being gaslit.

I hope you understand what's at stake.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Optimus

[Jesse Schelitzche @JSchelitzche]

@zanehengsperger Honest question from a machine shop owner. What are you doing differently than all of my current material suppliers?

[Jesse Schelitzche @JSchelitzche]

@friedberg I was born and raised in Minneapolis. Live 20 mins from the action. Work 10 mins from the hot zone. Nonetheless, I haven’t heard anyone explain this situation better than you did on @theallinpod. I pray people actually listen to what you said. Thank you.

[Jesse Schelitzche @JSchelitzche]

@ItsSeb03 Represent! Second gen owner in MN!

[A Precarious State @PrecariousState]

High taxes should mean stronger public safety, better schools, and a thriving economy.

Instead, Minnesota is facing stagnation and outmigration.

Watch to hear why business owners say taxes are their greatest motivator to leave the state.

[Jesse Schelitzche @JSchelitzche]

Come on people….

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

“The real President is whoever controls the teleprompter.” — Elon Musk

“Four more years. Pause.” — Biden reading the teleprompter

[The Real Mike Rowe @mikeroweworks]

For a guy who runs a foundation that sends young people to trade schools all over America – trade schools where I’m pleased to report, no one is calling for the extermination of Jews – today’s headlines are once again offering another excellent reason to consider redirecting whatever financial support you might earmark for the Ivy League, to the mikeroweWORKS Foundation. Why? Because the Ivy League has truly lost its mind.
Consider the latest madness at Columbia University, where the president, Minochuhe Shafik, has announced a new round of remote learning - effective immediately - in response to a noisy rabble of thugs and bullies calling for the eradication of Israel.
If I had a kid at Columbia, I’d be livid. It’s simply mind-boggling that the president of this university would rather consign her students to another crucible of remote learning, than permanently expel the protesters. I mean, seriously, what does it take to get expelled from Columbia? These creeps are on camera, literally screaming into the faces of Jewish students.
“They yelled at us to go back to Poland, said we have no culture, and chanted, ‘Strike, strike Tel Aviv,” said one terrified student. Followed by, “Burn Tel Aviv to the ground,” “Go Hamas, we love you, we support your rockets, too.”
In a now-infamous image, one demonstrator appeared before a group of counter-protesters holding Israeli and American flags with a sign pointing in their direction that read, “Al-Qasam’s next targets.”
That’s what you get for $68,000 a year at Columbia – an administration who cowers in the face of thugs and bullies, and a university president who would rather make your kids try to learn off campus, than take a truly hard line with those students calling for the murder of Jews. For the love of God, expel them. Calling for murder is not protected speech.
In the meantime, mikeroweWORKS is accepting applications for our next round of work ethic scholarships. Deadline is the end of the month. It’s worth noting that the careers we’re training people for cannot be taught, or preformed, remotely. It’s also worth mentioning that we accept donations year-round and spend the money we take in with great discretion. You can apply for a scholarship, or donate, at https://t.co/ju76O0XWgC.

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🚨The Dogs take on the NDSU at 3pm today for the first home game on Griggs Field in 4 years!🚨

!!ADMISSION AND PARKING IS FREE!!

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GOOD MORNING BULLDOG FANS! Start the morning off right as the Dogs take on Central Michigan at 8:45am on Gagliardi field at St. John’s University.

[Jesse Schelitzche @JSchelitzche]

This show was so good. Kids need this today more than ever.

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

One of the most powerful TV scenes ever.

It’s a shame life has to work like this.

But these young men grow up and become the most uncompromisingly present fathers that exist.

The trick is breaking the cycle.

[UMD Men's Lacrosse @Duluthlacrosse]

The Dogs kick off conference play today at vs St. John’s at Gagliardi Dome at 2pm!

[Jesse Schelitzche @JSchelitzche]

Another awesome video to attract more machinists!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This guy builds insane 7-cylinder engine

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[UMD Men's Lacrosse @Duluthlacrosse]

Not only is it Super Bowl Sunday, but it’s also Bulldog GAMEDAY!!!
Bulldogs take on the Gophers at 3pm at the Plymouth Creek Center Fieldhouse!

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Today’s the day we’ve been waiting for! Dogs take on Iowa State today at 2:45pm at the Dundas Dome!