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•Virgo • wanna be a funny girl • trying way too hard• BTS•

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Also #ButterMan is the best

[Last But Not @D_Leist]

Just waiting and hoping for the return of Butter Man. #MacysParade

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@TiffMoodNukes What should we do when people do post threats?

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@_oelc_ Hey you cut your hair first

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@_oelc_ I just started watching this too!!! I’m on season 4 and started last week!

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@latestinspace

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@gilmxres @meghanrienks I think she just wanted a do over

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Hello sorry to bother you but I saw a girl alone at the nail salon and she’s wearing an ACOTAR sweatshirt and I want to say hi, is that weird?

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But also I’m nervous Twitter will be killed off, I had some good jokes on here.

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My first tweet in what?? 2 years???

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@mercedesyenz Yes girl!

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@bipolaroids_ Then got mad at us that we expected everything

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Queen Elizabeth II, the UK’s monarch for the past 70 years, has died aged 96 https://t.co/nuFdc3PV49

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It’s my birthday

[Shoresy @radiokaos666]

I see that “defund NPR” is trending. In 1969, Congress was planning to dramatically cut PBS’ funding until Mr. Rogers explained to them what he did on his show. Game over. Legendary.

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

I am once again asking for the Democrats to fucking do something.

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Who the hell smokes from a bong?

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

A new study found that smoking cannabis in a bong created concentrations of fine particulate matter four times greater than concentrations observed after smoking a tobacco cigarette or hookah pipe https://t.co/5Y1RdK67Ji

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@MichaelRapaport Because fuck Jeff Bezos

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A dog would never say this.

[CNN @CNN]

Pope Francis has criticized couples who choose to have pets instead of children as selfish, arguing that their decision to forgo parenthood leads to a loss of "humanity" and is a detriment to civilization. https://t.co/pgjhADcDel

[TMZ @TMZ]

Betty White has died at age 99. https://t.co/vbkrBwyj9U

[schmittyballs @jschmitty22]

Boomers yelled at us to go to college.
Boomers upset there is a shortage of factorie, retail, food services, and traditionally non-degree jobs workers