Jesse Schmitt

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@TheSavBananas My son ended up taking this home run ball to the face. After a big scare and a lot of blood, hes ok and still had a great time. We ended up with the ball and would be cool if there was a way to send it in to you guys and have the team sign it?

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@adamhmason I've never met a more delusional fan base. Ever. Insane.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What a shirt

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

TikTok 🤝 Detroit Lions

Might be done tonight

[Nathan Hughes @rallynate]

Early 2000’s South Park culture understood the word “fag”. https://t.co/DfzAwx8RtE

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@john_reed_09 @dotsonc Please do

[Jayden Daniels @JayD__5]

The Bears are terrible!!😂😂

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@BigDaddyMarc40 @SG_Schmitt you really need to collab with this man.

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@BarstoolBigCat

[💖 @twaniimals]

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[Hot Take Empire @HotTakeEmpire]

Damar Hamlin retiring Tua Tagovailoa is a story Pixar couldn’t even write

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

I got set up. Nothing else to say.

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@EmmanuelAcho Your takes are trash. Bagent could've made that throw against 3rd string backs. Stick to reality TV shows.

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@EmmanuelAcho Shut the fuck up and go back to bachelor nation.

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@FuckParlaysVIP Just means you're due for a monster day very soon

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@dicerollerE Absolutely. Our judicial system is fucked. Just like Trevor Bauer or Matt Araiza. They all got fucked.

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@dicerollerE Agreed. Especially with the multiverse in play. Easiest way to do it.

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

Imagine the banger that Toby Keith would have wrote about this shit

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@FuckParlays Czech will smack 2 in the 2nd half.

[Jesse Schmitt @jschmitty_89]

@FuckParlays Yo!