jackson schulze

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[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed' not 'dorito raped'.

[tucker schulze @k1ingof5wing]

Just made my day @jschulzey @TrentPeterskin @TeeJ1010

[Trent Petersen @TrentPeterskin]

And were drinkin #theweekend @jschulzey

[tucker schulze @k1ingof5wing]

@TrentPeterskin my couch #thisissparta#jaks#victory

[Trent Petersen @TrentPeterskin]

" I don't know how your butt is bony cause you have a huge butt" @k1ingof5wing haha #yesyesshedoes

[Trent Petersen @TrentPeterskin]

Position. Swing. Target. Delivery.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I got banned from laser tag today... Apparently you can't use a knife to save ammo.

[Words @wordstionary]

I like to smile at people who don't like me because I'm an asshole

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I automatically dislike anyone with my name, because it feels like a competition and let's be honest you're not going to win.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

[jackson schulze @jschulzey]

Party at Justin dub wilds