Jamband Jeff

I am a promo writer/producer who loves writing snarky replies to Trump tweets…but his tweets suck now. Find me at Bsky.

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I would really like to think if I got ahold of a time machine, I would go back and stop the JFK assassination but I know in my heart I would just jump in a van and follow the Grateful Dead around.

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@Anything_Series @TheSimpsons @BringBackApu2 It’s A (big pile of) Pu that Simpsons took Apu away. Bring him back please!

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@Anything_Series I identify as an Anything fan!

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@Anything_Series @reeses I don’t cook. Fed ex them to me!

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@Anything_Series Your mom’s bed

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@Anything_Series Luckily I’m just having a ball and not getting kicked in them!

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@Anything_Series If the “right thing” involves gambling and drinking in Vegas then you bet your ass I’m doing the right thing!!

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@Anything_Series Nut shot!

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@Anything_Series Why do I want to hit a beach? What’s the beach ever done to me??

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@Anything_Series Man or woman in a skimpy bikini. Just bring me that beer!

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@Anything_Series That’s MY line. Go snort your own!

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@Anything_Series The norm- cursin’, drinkin’ and whorin’

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@Anything_Series Obviously any person who revs their motorcycle real loud as they screech down the street. Duh

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@Anything_Series As long as I can fit @Anything_Series in my carry on I’ll be happy!

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@Anything_Series I’m gonna stop drinking also. But just between the times I put the drink from my lips down to the table and vice versa

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@Anything_Series Scarlet!!

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@Anything_Series @genesimmons Yes! He’s SuperCool

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@Anything_Series @AOC @elonmusk ELOC

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@Anything_Series I’m excited!! I don’t have to make you tell me because I know I’m gonna love it

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@Anything_Series Website?? Nice!!

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@Anything_Series Y