Jake Schwartz

Im a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

@jbcox3 @NickCzyk Lol I want them to stay in chi too

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

@dabearsblog Wrong wolf lake.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Given the full context of this throw (playoff game, they 100% lose if this isn’t converted, they ended up winning, etc.), this has to be one of the very best plays in recent NFL history.

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

Fantastic timing for Ben Johnson to have the worst game of his life.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Play of the Day: The #Bengals just lined up OL Cody Ford as an outside WR — and Joe Burrow actually threw it to him for 21 yards.

Today is Ford's birthday.

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

@RapSheet

[Dave @davebftv]

I won't apologize for the Bears being 8-3

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

@NickCzyk @TheDestinAdams This wasn't even one of the ones I mentioned lol

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

@TheDunkCentral @realapp Don't forget the L

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

@NickCzyk He's like willson Contreras

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

I hate the bears

[greg @greg16676935420]

Three years ago Will Smith was cancelled for slapping someone at the Oscars and now he just hit the game winning home run in the World Series

What a comeback story

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

@AdamHoge They hate the bears so much

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

The eagles are so boring

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

Phew.

[Jake Schwartz @jschwartz66]

W

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Just absolute bush league stuff on Busch.

The scumbags from St. Louis walked him when he was a single away from the cycle.