HotGuy Hawkeye

We’re gonna fight fight fight for Iowa until the game is won! GO HAWKS

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

Tavian Banks, Sedrick Shaw

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Age yourself by naming a college football running back you grew up watching.

I’ll start: Mark Ingram.

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

You sure about that broke dick?

[CUBS WORLD @CubsWorld80]

If Craig Counsell is trying to lose a series to a Royals team that is 20 games under .500 and has the 4th worse record in baseball, this is the lineup up to do it
#cubs

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

I’m rarely shocked by anything on this stupid fuckin app, but this idiots explanation attempting to confirm this other idiots opinion is truly mind blowing. Like bottom of the barrel, just above brain dead stupidity. Holy shit

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I have a cousin who played D1 & pro in Europe. Some teenage boy was talking shit to her and she smoked him on the basketball court. This man is correct.

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

Hahahahahahaha ok

[EddieLinks @Eddielinks_]

Angel Reese would beat any man that isnt currently playing D1 / pro

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

Trash absolute fuckin trash. You people should truly be fucking ashamed of yourselves. I wonder why print media is burning to the ground…

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Clarification: Caitlin Clark was attending an event for the Caitlin Clark Foundation, which is why she missed the WNBA All-Star Weekend Orange Carpet.

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

CFB Playoff Era

Bowl wins:
Iowa- 5
Nebraska- 2

Top 25 wins:
Iowa- 13
Nebraska- 2

Top 10 wins:
Iowa- 5
Nebraska- 1

Weeks ranked:
Iowa- 71
Nebraska- 31

NFL Draft picks (1st rounders)
Iowa- 49 (7)
Nebraska- 24 (0)

FCS wins:
Nebraska- 7
Iowa- 6

Wins:
Iowa- 101
Nebraska- 67

H2H
Iowa leads 10 to 2

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

He’s also a world class piece of shit. You do the Trump dance, you’re a fuckin clown ass loser. Those are the rules.

[Ethan Petrik @ethan_petrik]

DJ Vonnahme was not a household name a year ago. He wasn't even in EA Sports College Football 26.

Today, he's a preseason All-Big Ten pick, a focal point of the #Hawkeyes' offense and the fifth-best TE in College Football 27.

"It's crazy how much things can change in a year."

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

That’s not what happened at all, but we all know why this stance is being taken by this specific panel. They ain’t slick

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

Kris Bryant

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.

I’ll start: Derrick Rose.

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

Yeah, the Bell fight was already in the works before this stupid fuckin tweet

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Logan Paul just offered $1M to any NFL player who can beat him in a fight 😳

“I would throttle Myles Garrett. Come to the gym and let’s see how it goes.”

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

Fire Gute then

[Matt Schneidman @mattschneidman]

Gutekunst said Keisean Nixon had a “very, very good year.” Doesn’t think CB needs wholesale changes but wants to improve depth at the position.

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

Nico, 1000000/1000000 times

[🅱️🚂 @blakecowellx]

Bottom 9 runner at 3rd. 1 out.

Who do you want at the plate?

Elly De La Cruz…or Nico Hoerner?

[Joe Bormann @JoeBormann2]

@SportsCenter Player of the Year - Audi Crooks

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

Incidentally the same amount of calories that whale eats per meal.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

2,000 career points for Audi Crooks 👏

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

You’re an absolute fuckin clown Bruce

[Bruce Irons @BruceIronsNFL]

#Packers fans used to want a "fiesty" DB who would "get after it" with "that dawg in 'im."

Now that they have one, they complain about the penalties that come with it.

Fans continue to demand perfection in a game where perfection is unattainable.

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

“Most craziest”? Jesus Christ please stop embarrassing us.

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

@JeffPassan This has to be the most craziest deal in history?

[Brett Taylor @Brett_A_Taylor]

tapping the sign

[Brett Taylor @Brett_A_Taylor]

At this point, if you're a star player who signs with the Dodgers, you're a fucking coward.

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the fuck off you piece of shit blood money Nazi.

[Brooks Koepka @BKoepka]

I want to thank my family and my team for their continued support throughout every step of my professional career. When I was a child, I always dreamed about competing on the @PGATOUR, and I am just as excited today to announce that I am returning to the PGA TOUR. Being closer to home and spending more time with my family makes this opportunity especially meaningful to me.

I believe in where the PGA TOUR is headed with new leadership, new investors, and an equity program that gives players a meaningful ownership stake. I also understand there are financial penalties associated with this decision, and I accept those.

Finally, I want to thank the fans. Your support means more to me today than ever before, and I look forward to seeing you soon at the Farmers Insurance Open and WM Phoenix Open.

[HotGuy Hawkeye @jscoots23]

These fuckin dorks are exhausting.

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

I get the frustrations of Packers fans, I really do.

But we live in a world where Mike LaFleur is getting head coaching interviews because of his ties to Sean McVay and knowledge of the offense that Matt runs very well. Everybody wants to get their hands on a good version of that offense.

In a world where teams are falling all over themselves to talk to Mike LaFleur, you’re going to fire Matt LaFleur? After the way Love has developed? I can’t do it.