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yogurt lover

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@aurorab0rea @grok Sounds like the apocalypse will include a Russian invasion but they’ll be chill to you

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this is all I needed to hear from my BPD girlfriend but she couldn’t utter the words

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@GlassFeather12 7 months. The Count of Monte Cristo was written in 7 months. We got this

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setting a goal to go on a first date by end of the year

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@bunniestx Congrats you are Wagyu

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I hope you all have someone you can call if things get too dark. I got a text from mine at 2am. We made a pact years ago to be that person for each other. It helps.

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HRV in the toilet yay

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Kinda wild our brains can produce hyper-realistic interactive dreams that far exceed anything nvidia GPUs can do burning energy from Froot Loops and... oh shit guys we’re about to witness matrix style human brain data centers aren’t we

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@tendyourgarden8 Your first impression is correct

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@BEisenhart Was it Kat Matthews

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people who can walk on an under desk treadmill while working are going to be the first ones replaced by AI

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@unusual_whales

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@OfficialLoganK I’m going to vibe code the old Fitbit app

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@mead_queen_ @Remytheestar You should play it

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For real though did those kids in the chocolate factory die? Did OSHA investigate?

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@liebeskindred Me and the Oompa Loompas

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welp, getting a new downstairs HVAC unit. punishment for spouting off about spending 10 grand on UFC tickets

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