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My husband thought I said be vicious and go inside

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

Things my husband thought I said: " you're disappointment was included in your health health care plan"

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

Things my husband thinks I think I said "life's a silhouette and a bong"

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

The island is taking over the chicken samurai

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

Everybody has a multiganger

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

@nathaliejacoby1 💙

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

Ambivalent clothes

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

@PhotogBrit Yuck

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

The department of vermin and noctious weeds

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

It's a duck on a rope

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

They don't pay me in pink elephants

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

Blame it on bangs

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

Birds are racist

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

The absolute truth is that everything is fiction

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

@nathaliejacoby1 💙

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

@nathaliejacoby1 💙

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

I just coined the phrase "hell,-o"

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

@mhdksafa ❤️

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

@mhdksafa ✋

[j @jsdrunkendrivel]

@CalltoActivism 💙