James

Occasional twitterer. Less occasional writer. But probably more occasional author. Scourge of the botfly.

[James @jsdunlop]

@GOtransitBR Fucking pathetic. You fuckyards at GO shld all be FIRED. I had to wait for a nonexistent 1441 train from Aurora that turned into a 1455 bus to Union. Now this? Fuck all of you, you hopeless LOSERS.

[James @jsdunlop]

@GOtransitBR Who are these arseholes who off themselves by jump g in front of a commuter train? Just eat the end of a shotgun in the privacy of your own basement. Selfish bastards.

[James @jsdunlop]

@HankHil49010789 @rcmpmb Yeah, that’s what the RCMP needs: your pathetic excuses.

[James @jsdunlop]

@gladwell Hi Malcolm, I'm an advtg copywriter in Toronto. Obligatory genuflection: read all of your books; Enrapt with Revisionist History. Would love to pick your brain about how you approach your podcast and how I might model one on it. #imnotworthy

[James @jsdunlop]

@rcmpmb They can catch people speeding, if they jettison their donuts in time to find the accelerator, but a teal manhunt? Call in the NWMP.

[James @jsdunlop]

@rcmpmb So the RCMP USED “to always get their man.”

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@elHerdoHotsauce @GOtransitBR I couldn’t agree more. Week after week, it’s delay after delay. All@we get is weak, apologies and half hearted thanks (never given willingly) for our patience. You have a gross monopoly on public transportation in and out of the city. You shld all be fired, no gassed.

[James @jsdunlop]

@TTCnotices Just wasted 20 minutes on the platform at college without any kind of announcement. Had I known, I could’ve taken an Uber. Now I’ll miss my connection at Union and have to wait an hour there. Thanks for nothing, you fat, overfed, bureaucratic TTC cretins.

[James @jsdunlop]

Opinions are like assholes? Okay, time to start bleaching my opinions.

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@cafreeland @VP . What a typical wet-blanket Canadian response. Where are JTF2? Give them the green light. They’ll get our lads out. #raidonentebbe #operationnimrod

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@GOtransitBR @mcameron79 Why do you consistently thank us for our patience when it has neither been asked for nor granted. If a business ran like that, it’d go bankrupt. You shld all be sacked for utter incompetence.

[James @jsdunlop]

@GOtransitBR This is the worst line in the entire system. Barrie passengers have always been treated like 2nd class citizens. You’re pathetic, GO. Just pathetic. You should all be sacked. The lot of you.

[James @jsdunlop]

A conventional war would be challenging. Even if you do all you can to prepare, like learning the Chinese for: ”My wife is under your tank.”

[James @jsdunlop]

@JustinTrudeau @UJAFederation A man who just enacted a carbon tax, without asking us. Who also just gave away $2.5 B (admittedly CAD) in aid to foreign governments. #TrudeauGottaGo #LiberalFucks

[James @jsdunlop]

I'm ready to trade sexy boot weather for cleavage weather.

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@GOtransitBR What a bunch of arseholes you are. You power-hungry double-digit income conductor-fucks. Like the cunt who’s the operator on the 9:41 tonight.

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@DustinAWoods Ditto, dude. It’s been too long btwn drinks.

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No one seems to want pedophiles to live near schools. But, let's be honest: it does help reduce their carbon footprint.

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Life hack: to stop your alma mater calling for money year after year, tell them that person is deceased. Worked for me.

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Five minutes of priceless laughter thanks to @phillylauren. https://t.co/D6Z1R3YuE9