Scott Elam

Retired security generalist | formerly @ Sun Microsystems, Oracle, Juniper Networks, IBM | @BSidesPDX 2022 event coordinator | hobbies @ travel/racing cars&sims

[Scott Elam @jselam]

@RpsAgainstTrump Yeah, we didn’t either.

[Scott Elam @jselam]

@PalantirTech Nihilistic assholes.

[Scott Elam @jselam]

@Cthulhu_Answers @kmcnam1 Fuck palantir. Nihilistic assholes.

[Scott Elam @jselam]

@Cthulhu_Answers @kmcnam1 WTF, some of this is fucking insane.

[Scott harvey @Scottharve95172]

@JamesTate121 Woh now, he’s seen some shit.

[Katyayani Shukla @aibytekat]

During a job interview, if they ask: "Why are you leaving your current job?"

USE THE GOLDEN RESPONSE:

[Cthulhu ( ;,;) @Cthulhu_Answers]

😆

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Fat Caligula’s illegal war with Iran raises the risk of terrorist attacks on American soil.

But relax, Trump’s hand-picked brain trust at the FBI, DHS and counterterrorism have everything under control. Sleep tight America. 😬

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Take your hat off, you disgusting little man.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Eric Trump calls the Ayatollah’s son an incompetent moron who only got his position through nepotism. Irony is dead.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

We live in a country where an alcoholic from Fox News runs our military, a former heroin addict is in charge of our health, and they both report to a convicted felon.

What a time to be alive.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Why do Republicans say AOC is "just a bartender" when she has a masters degree in economics, but they don't say Markwayne Mullin is just a plumber?

HINT: racism and misogyny

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump lowered our Flags to half-staff for Charlie Kirk but not for the 6 troops we lost in Kuwait.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

The 2nd amendment fetishists who brought you Kyle Rittenhouse and January 6th think Alex Pretti's legal gun was the problem? Are you f**king kidding?

[BSides Pyongyang @BSidesPyongyang]

Happy New Year from Pyongyang! 🇰🇵🎉

May 2026 be filled with mandatory happiness and supremeness! 💯

[Security BSidesLjubljana @BSidesLjubljana]

What the week that was, first #BlackHat, yesterday #BSidesLondon - and since you're are still in the flow, maybe time to start planning for #BSidesLjubljana in March next year! CFP is open - https://t.co/cgJn3sS6qh

#InfoSec #CyberSecurity @BSidesLondon #BSidesLDN2025

[Scott Elam @jselam]

Hill climb time trial @ #bsideslndn2025

[Scott Elam @jselam]

BSides London! #bsideslndn2025

[BSides London @BSidesLondon]

CTF for #BSideLDN2025
URL: https://t.co/lggcymIp3T
Password is at the information desk on the Ground floor!

Discord: https://t.co/TZ3Mxt4NP6

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Your first hit of IoC: Add all the things

Your 26th hit of IoC: I hope these don't break Google again...

Your 100th hit of IoC: Show me your passport so I can keep track I'm not trusting any you mf again