Jake Sells

'Being normal is vastly overrated.' -Agatha Cromwell

[Minnesota Lynx @minnesotalynx]

Winningest Player in @WNBA History
4x WNBA Champion
6x WNBA All-Star
3x All-WNBA First Team
2x All-WNBA Second Team
3x WNBA Peak Performer
3x WNBA Assists Leader

𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻 x #WNBAGoatVote

[Minnesota Lynx @minnesotalynx]

All these accolades and SHE'S NOT EVEN DONE YET!

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗶𝗮 𝗙𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝘀 x #WNBAGoatVote

[Minnesota Lynx @minnesotalynx]

2006 WNBA Rookie of the Year
2006 WNBA All-Rookie Team
4x WNBA Champion
2011 WNBA Finals MVP
8x WNBA All-Star
1x All-WNBA First Team
5x All-WNBA Second Team

𝗦𝗲𝗶𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗔𝘂𝗴𝘂𝘀𝘁𝘂𝘀 x #WNBAGoatVote

[Minnesota Lynx @minnesotalynx]

A cover story we can all agree on.

Syl for 𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫.

[Minnesota Lynx @minnesotalynx]

She has so many accomplishments we literally could not fit them all into a tweet.

So, here's a screenshot. 😂

𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗮 𝗠𝗼𝗼𝗿𝗲 x #WNBAGoatVote

[Jake Sells @jsells33]

I'm voting for Sylvia Fowles to win #WNBAGoatVote

[Minnesota Lynx @minnesotalynx]

𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗗!!!

OUR 11TH CONSECUTIVE PLAYOFF APPEARANCE!

[Minnesota Lynx @minnesotalynx]

DESERVED. 👏👏👏

[Jake Sells @jsells33]

@JoshuaRush @UUtah @JoshuaRush follow me pls. And also look into the board game CULTivate on Kickstarter. It's a good time. It's queer run. And I'd be obsessed if you played it. 💕

[Jake Sells @jsells33]

@koolaid please hit me up for an AMAZING promotional opportunity. I'm not kidding. It's legit. It's embracing the taboo and reaching a further demographic at the same time! Can't wait to hear from you!

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

America, say it with me: President Joe Biden.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

With all due respect to my Republican colleagues in the Senate who are doing this: can you please get a grip? Election officials across the country, including Republican Governors, have certified these results. This is embarrassing.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

ok hear me out... smaller bags of spinach

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

I’m ready for a President who believes in science.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will be inaugurated as the next President and Vice President of the United States in 35 days.

[TIME @TIME]

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are TIME's 2020 Person of the Year #TIMEPOY https://t.co/o97QNlSBrl

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

All 50 states have certified their results. Donald Trump and his allies have lost over 50 court cases trying to overturn the election. 

I think we’re done here.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Count every vote.

[Jake Sells @jsells33]

Jake (that's me) + cheap boxed wine + presidential debate = way too many political rants.

#SorryNotSorry #VoteBlue #Debate #RidinWithBiden

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

The Civil Rights Act was signed in 1964 by President Johnson. Show some goddamned respect.