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@Palworld_EN Read the room guys, russia just started invading ukraine, it’s not the time

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@RafaRuizdeLira The only problem with this is that if you ask chat gpt it will not agree that it's conscious

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@TourSwingsTommy I'm tickled to see all the 15+ handicaps in the comments brag about how they hit 260+ as if it isn't going straight into the trees or getting sliced into danger 60% of the time

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@EMelafec @HalliwellJasper @Kayffeine__ Yeah that’s definitely true. It’s probably me who needs to change if I want to ever engage with this side of the fanbase. I probably just shouldn’t

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@dewdewmegaDD In any occasions that require some decency (family/work events, etc) one beer per hour is perfect pace. But if you're trying to go hard with college buddies you better learn how to shotgun or drink harder stuff

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@threeputtwonder Brother I am a 25 handicap, if you want me to walk a 6500 yard course it's going to take me 5 hours

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@Math_files This is because mathematicians have heard of many bigger numbers, so 33 doesn’t seem that big. To a normal person, 33 is a very big number, one of the biggest they’ve ever heard of

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@EMelafec @HalliwellJasper @Kayffeine__ I’m not a shipper either, but I do sincerely want a canon pairing of two non-straight heroes. I’m just a little weary from reading so many tweets over the last couple of days making dumb arguments in favor of it and tearing down this ship, which i’m sure some people actually like

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@EMelafec @HalliwellJasper @Kayffeine__ If you’re upset they didn’t pick a better ship to pair her with, that’s totally fine. But terms like “worse” and “random” and “make sense” are objective terms that don’t work here

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@EMelafec @HalliwellJasper @Kayffeine__ Even in the context of a story this doesn’t fail yet because it’s basically the first moment they have together. The comic didn’t just say “by the way they’re dating now” which would obviously suck, it’s just setting up their relationship. Depth takes time to establish

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@HalliwellJasper @Kayffeine__ Let me preface by saying it'd be great if overwatch had a non-straight relationship between two heroes on the roster

But the idea that attraction/love has to "make sense" is silly. Sometimes two people, especially cute people of the same age, just meet and hit it off

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@NoraMarlowe24 I mean, they really are just smashing their faces and tongues into each other. I appreciate the point they're making with the video but it's honestly grotesque kissing. That's not what actual desire looks like

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@NoraMarlowe24 I don't think these people are in the throes of lust and love, desperate to kiss each other. They're at Charlie Kirk Way making themselves make out for a video. It's probably much better in the comfort of their home

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@sharkrado If I got this message I would 100% assume it's a joke and try to play off of it. You don't have to take everything so personally

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@fw_andyyy You could try smoking less of it

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@GreenTextRepost I don’t think they should kill themself, but if your goal is to kill yourself, starving has to be by far the most physically and psychologically painful, and most drawn out way to do it. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of someone doing this before

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@MRileyGolf I understand this is a joke but almost any hobby you can pick will pain and frustrate you in some way. Only exception I can think of is like, watching tv, but that’s not much of a hobby anyway

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@9box5 @Zaoist4 Do you bring your coffee maker everywhere you go

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@travisoapple @HazelAppleyard There is no way you read the same story I did and concluded that whatever's happening must be the woman's fault

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@imalicenine I didn’t actually see who I was replying to, you’re an overwatch player so your aim is definitely up to par with anything echo point nova could throw at you

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@imalicenine Echo point nova. Pve shooter with almost no story and fast movement. I wouldn’t recommend it if your aim is like really bad though. It’s pretty easy if your aim is good tho