Joshua Selser

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@Aria124634 I think the answer you assume we're all going to give is the watch band pin, but what this *actually* is, is the severance chip inserted to severe the mind between innies and outties.

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@jasonsdeli My family absolutely loves your food, we drive >45m to go there at least once a week but it's absolute heartbreak when you forget to put the ranch dressing in the container for the Big Chef.

Happened today for a birthday meal. Love Jason's, but need the ranch :(

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@extraspace Yo! Your Twilio chat either misroutes or wastes our time by putting us "in line" for an agent and then ending the chat (presumably for "inactivity").

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@wearesinch In 2024, I have not received a single call from your #network which wasn’t #spam. Congratulations, you have the absolute #shadiest customers, and as a #telecom professional, I will *NEVER* recommend your services as a reputable place to conduct #voice business. #junk

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

Hey @united it is absolutely pointless for you to have five #unitedclub lounges within 300 feet of each other at an airport the size of #iad #dulles if they all close at 10! #united #unitedAIRLINES

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@united Hey #unitedAIRLINES it is absolutely pointless for you to have five #unitedclub lounges within 300 feet of each other at an airport the size of #iad #dulles if they all close at 10!

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@elonmusk @Target I know you bought Twitter and that’s a significant part of the web, but you should check out the rest of the internet. You might not have so many questions afterwards.

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@tomrocksmaths We hate Twitter so much we moved to Mastodon — but! We couldn’t live without you so we pull your tweets through into our system.

You can’t see our replies but we still love your posts!

I come to Twitter for you and like three other people.

Hugs and maths!

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@tomrocksmaths How’s your cubing? I never got very fast but I always enjoyed it.

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

Except one of those costs money and the other doesn’t…

[Sean Spicer @seanspicer]

Maybe instead of hiring 85,000 IRS Agents to go after Americans we hire 85,000 Border Potrol Agents to protect Americans

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@chrislhayes

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@slinganswers @Sling Gotta tell ya, this is t something you can fix by turning it off and on again. Is AWS down or did you deploy bad code?

“Restarting” in this instance seems like “keep the CX busy while you fix the licensing issue”…

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

I appreciate that @kayleighmcenany had a #mastectomy but I would ask if she’s going to do a segment, on a giant media platform (@foxnews), about media mischaracterizing it for #transgender care — she should at least know how to pronounce it.

Hint: neither “t” is silent.

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

Still loving mastodon. The only thing I miss about Facebook is the friends who aren’t there.

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[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@GOP Gosh, it’s almost like those section of the bills you repealed did something!

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@chrislhayes Yes but, neither Trump nor DeSantis have that… how do you say, BDE? 🤔

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

@sirDukeDevin Clearly it’s masturbatory fantasy dom trump shitting out the teapot dome.

[Joshua Selser @jselser]

I moved to Mastodon and you should too. Come with me.

@[email protected]
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[Joshua Selser @jselser]

What a crazy week. It’s only Thursday. :/
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[Joshua Selser @jselser]

This Fox News lawsuit by Dominion is wild. These people are filthy ugly ratings wheuours. "Hit me harder, fake news daddy..."
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