jseward

Software Engineer

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@tedcruz @grok @grok show me the pics Trump tweeted about @tedcruz wife

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@tedcruz @grok @grok what did Trump say about @tedcruz wife

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@elonmusk @anianimates Billionaire weeb discussing fake outfits for a fake girl. This tracks.

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@elonmusk "Clever!" - Gene Wilder as Wonka

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@elonmusk No

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@elonmusk The state of X

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@ElonMuskAOC I'd buy a Twitter phone.

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@elonmusk Creating a sadness machine is way more popular

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@elonmusk Good call. Advertise yourself because tears are expensive

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@elonmusk If you sit around a dinner table and talk about how well someone else lived streamed an epic session. ? Something

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@elonmusk If you are over 18 and watching game streaming get a job

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@elonmusk Hey member when game streaming was cool

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@elonmusk So if America is the youngest. How do we learn from others?

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@ray4tesla Yes please. Also could the Prius owners park next to the Teslas as well.

Gives more room at the back of the parking lot for all the Jeeps.

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@JoeBiden Why are blue collar workers defending billionaires? @elonmusk

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@elonmusk @JoeBiden Someone please take uncle @elonmusk password away.

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@elonmusk *government (stupid Twitter no spell check or edit or other dumb stuff like spy bird drones)

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@elonmusk @elonmusk that's exactly what a bird spy drone made by the governor would say. Duh

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@pnut why not more fat chance?

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@elonmusk So you sir have not been incompetent? Asking for a friend.