Jeffrey Fairchild

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@greg_adelson @JackHenryAssoc Also, @greg_adelson can I borrow $1,000?

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@greg_adelson I’m gonna invest $1,000 today so I can be rich in 2049. Guess I’ll keep working @JackHenryAssoc until then.

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

Again, this is who Congressional Republicans are bending over backwards to defend.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Both Commiecast MSNBC & Fake News CNN are watching their Ratings TANK. Fredo on CNN is dying. Don’t know why @FoxNews wants to be more like them? They’ll all die together as other outlets take their place. Only pro Trump Fox shows do well. Rest are nothing. How’s Shep doing?

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@JonAcuff That song almost makes me embarrassed to be a Beatles fan.

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@leewetherington You had to look up “conjunctival sacs” and then I had to look up every word in the definition of conjunctival sacs.

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

This can’t possibly be in good faith.

[John Kennedy @SenJohnKennedy]

Speaker Pelosi is acting in a manner that’s insincere even by the standards of Congress. I find it unconscionable that they have not allowed @realDonaldTrump to defend himself in the House impeachment hearings.

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@RudyGiuliani Testify under oath then.

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

I believe that if Mr. Mulvaney disputes Dr. Hill’s testimony he should provide his own testimony under oath. https://t.co/y8EYfNrsjN

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@PreetBharara @AnneMilgram Thank you!!!

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

Same for Peter Welch apparently.

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@PreetBharara Why do they call it “questioning the witness” when Jim Jordan doesn’t actually ask any questions?

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@graceface1444 I hope someday you get to be in @AnneMilgram ‘s class and she knocks over a pen, changes a light bulb, and steals a penguin. It would be extraordinary.

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@rshevlin @leewetherington Definitely not me.

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

I think I need @PreetBharara and @AnneMilgram to give us an hour of #CafeInsider every day now.

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@MarcEvanJackson @nbcthegoodplace @daxshepard @DarcyCarden @eugcordero @brandonSJ @MaribethMonroe @theatre_acedtla @dubjackharper @DCP_improv It looks like @daxshepard ‘s hand on @KristenBell ‘s shoulder and it is... weird.

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@N_o_PayneNoGain @BannoJHA @metzben @leewetherington Well done, Danny!

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

I’m getting a little “@leewetherington - The Later Years” vibe here.

[David A. Goodman @DavidAGoodman]

Clint Watts, @selectedwisdom, what did you see at the end of this segment?!?

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@greg_adelson @EricArnoldTN There’s nothing not to like about Altuve.

[Brenden Schaeffer🎳 @bschaeffer12]

Thank you Waino for this masterpiece that somehow gets better and more interesting with age

[Jeffrey Fairchild @jsfairchild1972]

@rshevlin You are not wrong.