Dadzia🦊Jazz

Non-political reactionary. Est 1963.
Discombobulation and procaffeination.

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

10 years ago after living with cats my whole life, the kids said they wanted a dog, and the school dinner lady says the last one is ours if we want him. I wasn't too sure, but he turned out to be the best friend I could ever wish for
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[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@PhilNewtonE @StephenMulhern Has to be the one with no way out!

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@cardano_cod @LibertyCappy Willy Wonka and the Arsehole Factory

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@AgathaChocolats We prefer to take our turn.

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@TheLucyShow1 How i remove my Tupperware!

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@Matt_Pinner Inflation!

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@Matt_Pinner My 1998 half crown key ring.

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@Matt_Pinner Round it up to $90!

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@Darkdarling00 deer

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@interesting_aIl Probably a jockey 🏇

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

On the other hand, I received this Echo with no packaging to disguise the contents!

[Sebastian™ @Azariel91]

Awful how everyone is trying to avoid their responsibility… that woman should be compensated and delivery people should get proper training how to handle parcels….

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@Matt_Pinner Don't tempt me.

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

Some things will never not be funny!

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@j_arlem_lxxv @Matt_Pinner His fingers

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@LisaHes95287351 @Matt_Pinner Plus the bluetooth symbol...

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@The_Chidimma Blending in

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

Ranking Funniest Last-Minute Ordering Before Closing…

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

Oh dear #Google.

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@044377_ @gladys_alexaaa LEGO

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@Matt_Pinner A library

[Dadzia🦊Jazz @jsfox8]

@lenirtpls @anon_opin 7mm is a thick slice of cheese!