jordan shaffer

indiana. i drive the big trucks, ride quads and bikes.

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

@fire_ging 😂😂no gray hair yet, prolky coming soon though

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

@fire_ging she's been cooking, spoiling me and little man haha

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

Guess it's time to start saving for your kids 😂😂😂 https://t.co/16E8jEW72V

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

"@Lmao: I'M SCREAMING 😂😭 http://t.co/QWDFbDfx9U" when a horse is hungry 😂😂😂😂

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

"If your wife tells you, she's game, and you shoot her, you might be a redneck"

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

"If someone tells you, you have something on your teeth, and you take your teeth out to check, you might be a redneck"

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

If you're gonna 50 in a 65 please do yourself a favor and get off the interstate

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

@brittthicksss @fire_ging keep cruising

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

@_darlaMay i laugh harder and harder every single time haha

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

Fast lane foods in Russiaville Bosco sticks are soooo good

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

That awkward moment when you pass a van and wave at the guy in the back, and then realize he's being transported to prison 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

Why is michigan like the only state where the speed limit is 60 on the interstate and cops everywhere lol

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

Reese's and cherry coke #sugarbuzz

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

Trucker lingo - "party favorites" = drugs hahaha learned that one tonight

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

If everything doesn't go as planned, trucking.. everything gets soooo messed up

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

And then on top of that was trying to get my mom to go on a run with him. Wtf get outta here with that shit

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

And then quit thursday. No call no show. Been trying to tell her he screwed himself.

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

My poor mom's been stressing out that she relayed the message to this guy about going to work at Baileys, the guy got hired last monday

[jordan shaffer @jshaffer_24]

Hope we get a fuel bonus, I'm getting between 8.8- 10 mpg. That's pretty good for a semi