Jessie

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[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

When you take a fire selfie but remember you’ve practically banned the internet in your country

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

Time for a Kelly Green #2 Slay jersey giveaway!!! Let’s go!

RT for a chance to win!!!💚🦅🏆 #FlyEaglesFly

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

fuck a passenger princess lemme swervvvv this shit

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME

[John Foley @2008Philz]

Dallas played in the NFC Championship on Jan. 21, 1996.

Jalen Hurts was born on Aug. 7, 1998.

Baby Hurts grew up, learned how to play football, went to college, squatted 600 lbs, graduated, got drafted by the Eagles, and made it to the NFC Championship before Dallas went back.

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

Good morning. Go Birds. Dallas sucks. Say it back!!

[kos @kostancaaa__]

as a hater, i’m so happy tom brady came out of retirement. watching him go out sad is even better than i could have imagined

[Rihanna @rihanna]

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[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon

[Jessie @jshawtay]

Trying to find airpods with the find my app is so incredibly useless. Idu what apple was thinking

[Jessie @jshawtay]

Who thought it was a good idea tor these old fucks to make our decisions?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The Supreme Court has officially overturned the landmark Roe v. Wade case, ending nearly 50 years of constitutional protections for abortion in the United States.

[Jessie @jshawtay]

If your bar guest calls you a bar maid you know you’re in for a wild ride

[IGN @IGN]

Happy May

[Jessie @jshawtay]

Someone backed into my car that I’ve barely had for a month 😀 absolutely my 13th reason

[megan fanelli @meganfanellixo]

chick fil a would make so much money if they were open on sundays

[Jessie @jshawtay]

First time getting gas in my new car and had to have the attendant find the button to open the tank, talk about embarrassing 🥴