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[Kvltgames - Wishlist Dverghold on Steam! @gr8_rebellion]

Enemy scaling is one of the worst mechanics you can put into an RPG

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

So much of America makes sense when you realize our “how we got here” stories are all basically like this.

[Jake Wilson @LaMotta248]

just watched Project Hail Mary and here is my sequel pitch - after returning to Earth, Gosling and the rock monster move to LA and start a small private detective agency… also the rock monster is now played by Russell Crowe

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

This is like if Schindler’s List ended with an Imagine Dragons song

[CRASH RAHI HEAT 💙🍎🐼♥️🤍💘🌸 @Rahi2Cents]

This is like if Filthy Frank tried to become Joji but failed and just went back to being Filthy Frank lol

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

whoever wrote that one gun and ball tweet must feel so vindicated every single day

[KC @KCXKami]

Back in the day if a nigga bought the $100 version of a game he got a mf statue with that bih

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

this response could shut down 90% of discourse on this app

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It really is incredible how literally everything done by the boomers was painfully shortsighted for no reason

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

lol what the hell

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.

She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.

We aren't.

We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.

I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.

I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.

I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.

I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.

We don't even have a European market.

She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.

I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.

I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.

[meg, one of the biggest stars out of daytona beach @mccahell]

one of the funniest things about this show imo

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[av glock🧩 @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[Veronica ig @Insomnia__ig]

As a poor person this whole debate is purely a middle class issue because I know poor people would just pirate.

[Alison 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Alison_is_lost]

This sounds like an overambitious promise that will never come to life and result in a half-assed mechanic, meaning the remake is staying extremely faithful to the original in this aspect