Jacob Sikes

Not so funny funnyman

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Take me back to December 2019, when the worst thing we had to worry about was the Cats movie.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Reels beats tiktok because in between the videos of actual car crashes I get to hear a new song and add it to my playlist

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I tried to strike the iconic “AI-generated” pose, how did I do twitter nation?? #NewProfilePic #ai #whowantschowdah

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Big things coming 👀

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this happened

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Settling a debate:

Can you smell rain?

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Releasing tweets from the vault. Feeling like Taylor Swift with surprise drafts

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This 104° fever will surely ruin the tour

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I mean, come on.

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Finally an accurate representation of my face when I scroll on here

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Gonna start a thread of quotes from the coworkers:

“What’d you guys drink today? A Yappicino?”

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“Significant Location”

Yeah that would be the Chick-fil-A

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THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

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BOMBI CALLS GAME!!!

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Took this photo too😎

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Sun? Eclipsed.

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Thanks @aledirtykristin

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Finally I can tweet without repercussion

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There’s this gnat I’ve been trying to kill for three days now and I can’t because I’m not fast enough. I think it knows this because it follows me around taunting me and hurling insults at me.

I might be slow, but I have an iron resolve. Mark my words, I will not back down.

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The sign has been changed to “QUACK ADDICT TAXIDERMY”

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I’ve spent my whole college career trying to convince my friends that I’m not from a hick town, only to drive past a billboard with a picture of a duck on it that said “QUACKSIDERMY”