Jeff Silberman

Rookie Parent. Silicon Valley Warrior. Compulsive Musician / Impulsive Traveler (and vice-versa). Family Guy. Humor Junkie.

[James Pettus @PettusWX]

List of live cams in Hawaii

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[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Oprah HAS NOT opened her private road from Wailea to Kula, Hawaii, which would allow coastal folks to reach higher ground quickly, locals tell me

OPEN THE ROAD, @OPRAH!

Roads on Maui are GRIDLOCKED as people try to escape the incoming Tsunami

“I'm stuck with my children in the truck with sirens going off,” Maui resident Shelby Hosana tells me

“If Oprah’s road was open, I could have a way to get out. Instead we will just hope and pray the first wave time estimates are correct and we still have time to get to higher ground.”

🎥 @unjected

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

But her emails…

https://t.co/WLqc8bZsSX

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

The 150-year-old, 60-foot-tall banyan tree that was burned during the Maui wildfires in Lahaina last month has begun to sprout new green leaves. https://t.co/5kmdKoTEG9

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Who made this? 😆

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

This is pretty good.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

What she said.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

🤣

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. 😂

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper 😁

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Tucker Carlson will get really mad if you RT this email showing how he begged Hunter Biden to use his connections to help get his son into an elite Washington university

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

@ChuckGrassley Who told you that you were going to preside over the counting of the electoral votes January 6?

I bet Jack Smith knows.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

NEW: Judge Cannon reveals Jack Smith is using an “out of district” grand jury to investigate the docs case. Special counsel filed that under seal to preserve grand jury secrecy. She’s denied that.

I assume “out of district” means outside the Southern District of Florida.

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Trump Rat in the news…

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Trump would really hate if you shared this video of his lawyer Alina Habba admitting that he lost the 2020 election.

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Here with our friend @BillChristeson

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Should we stop by Trump’s arraignment with Trump Rat tomorrow? Not sure how close we’d get. Whatcha think? cc @DallasLipp

[Michael Cohen @MichaelCohen212]

I did and you’re welcome!

[Laura Rozen @lrozen]

🧵The 7/2021 “piece described repeated meetings after the election, during which Milley objected to the prospect of strikes, which were being pressed on Trump by a circle of Iran hawks around [him] as well as by Israeli PM Netanyahu. https://t.co/cq93II8XRz

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Do you remember when Democrats went to Moscow to celebrate the 4th of July?

Me neither.