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Samonganese=🇼🇸+🇹🇴+🇨🇳 🔥 Highest Compliment Received: Julie is a Disney Princess🥰

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

My mom asked me... coerced me.. told me 😂to reactivate my FB so my cousin could send me her bridesmaid request. 💓
“YOUR OTHER COUSIN POSTED HER ACCEPTANCE ALREADY!”
🌚Whelp here I am with my extra ass self🤷🏻‍♀️ #SamoaGonnaThrowMeBackTho
#CantHelpButWait
#HereWeGoFam

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

@USPS this is not the first time our mail carrier has done this, it’s getting ridiculous. We cannot remove the package she rammed in there. She also left it open, we had letters scattered on the ground. I say she because we have seen her do this in the past.

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

Remembering when my friend asked me “If you could choose how you die, what would it be?”
I replied “If it was to save someone else… I think I would be ok with that.”

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

Big shoutout to @TheRock when I was in 2nd grade, not many people knew of Samoans. I remember telling a girl I was Samoan and she said, “OMG is that where those one cookies are made?!?” But on your rise to fame you’ve helped people identify our islands. I’m grateful for that.💜

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

@dayleighsun I was thinking the same exact thing! Please put some respekt on Kat’s name and get her a beautiful lace-front. Also I love seeing her in these Netflix movies, but I’d love to see her in another drama. She used to drive me to tears in TVD series.💜

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

@sootagaoaigaaaa Congratulations 😍😍😍 and lmaoooo!

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

Mom: Do you still have those pearl necklaces I gave you?

Me: Sure do💁🏻‍♀️

Mom: Well... why don’t you ever wear them?!?

***Crickets***

Me: To whereeeee..... the bathroom?!?

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

I hope you have someone who makes you feel less of a weenie, for crying over cold nachos... especially when it’s not really the cold nachos you’re crying about❤️ #EeyoreKindaWeek

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

God is good... all the time
All the time... God is good
So entirely grateful❤️

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

Mom: When your hand itches that means 💰 is coming your way

Sis Glow: Make sure you put it in your pocket so the 💰 comes directly to you

*I talk w/dad about this*
Me: What if you have itchy feet?

Dad: Wash your feet😒 or maybe you have Diabetes...

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

I remember one time in high school... one of the skinny girls was giggling

🤭:OMG.... I’m so full right now... my tummy is sticking out past my boobs

🌚 (Me to me): ...Mine does that even when I’m not full....

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

Being with someone who’s observant is new to me... But I love it🥰

*After I cut some bangs*
K: W-w-wait... my baby can rock some bangs, oh shietttt! You look beautiful 😍

*After getting my last lash fill*
K: Babe... your lashes are on point!

Me: Oh stawwwwwppppp

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

@sootagaoaigaaaa 🌚same here sis😂😂😂jkjk! We love you too❤️❤️❤️

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

@BrigettaUtai Agreed sis❤️❤️❤️

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

I love doing things for other people, I love making them feel special... But tbh in the friends dept....My bro Sing finds those treasured ones that help him feel special... I wonder what his secret is. Whelp, I am blessed with an amazing family❤️

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

@_linaroxx Thank you sis!!! I love you so much❤️❤️❤️

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

@_linaroxx We are blessed to have you in our lives, sis❤️❤️❤️

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

And I’m blessed with this guy... so how dare I get emo over silly stuff🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂 #GodIsGood

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕔𝕜 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 Cʜᴇᴄᴋ❤️

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

Mom: Damn, I’m getting fat... today my thighs were clapping while I was walking🥺

Mane: I feel attacked...😖

Me: Welcome to my whole life...😒

[❥ᒍᑌᒪIᗴ @jsim86]

Me: mom do you ever wake up and thank God that you have such an amazing daughter?👀

Mom: *Rolls her eyes, while I lmao* You know... I am actually grateful, I have great kids. I never had to worry about you guys doing drugs or joining gangs. Always do as we ask #blessed