John Simons

never been right about anything

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@JonRothstein Still has his fastball

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@GoodmanHoops But if he gets this done on a 4th (the sixers in particular) then that’s another fan base beating the GOAT drum for him.

He completes the process? Sixers fans will fight in the streets for his honor

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@Philly_Mays B-Ball Paul (Revere) delivering the news.

Can’t believe it. Also my brother in Christ you shouldn’t be that winded after that short jog

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@TMZ He looks like if John Oliver and Adam Silver had a baby.

And no, this is in no way shape or form a complement

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@THR Isn’t it amazing (and sad) that the state of Apple’s TV and media is currently ahead of Disney?

[O.W. Root @owroot]

If you are sick of AI slop and not knowing what the hell is real, follow Film 20 for a feed of pure film photography from professional and amateur film photographers from around the world.

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@EarlDeuces The very first tweet with this hashtag.

I’m buying stock early and in huge quantities

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@SollenbergerRC Uhhhh where is this offered at? Am I crazy or are they guaranteeing a 22% return lol

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@itsmichaelluu Fake AI handwriting becoming the sexy thing on retail investing twitter is pretty telling when you think about it

[BrodyMK64 @BrodyMK64]

relevant again

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@KarolCodes @zerohedge Fable 5 was the sickest 2 prompts I’ve ever done!!

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@JuddLegum It’s always the ones you’d least expect

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@NewsWire_US

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@jonatha50462369 @smartertrader Getting a good jsimons email sure is a challenge isn’t it 😂😂

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@trappedkrinkle What a head of lettuce. One of the best of all time.

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@Hedgeye We’re about to see the largest pump and dump scheme in history

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Marisa Tomei do you fuck with guys with 6 substack subscribers?

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@CapitalCrashout Thought the exact same thing lol

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@neilsbhatia Any names I should watch? Much appreciated