XOJEN

✨ Professional Baby Whisperer and Infant Educator 👩🏻‍🏫 Classically Untrained Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 Amateur Gardener 👩🏻‍🌾 ✨ BMOC💍

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I was gonna clean our room…
but then I
opened Temu… 🫠

someone come take my phone
before I go into #kellymode
and buy all the useless, random, albeit quirky and funny as hail GARBAGE in my cart
gaddamnit

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I let out a piece of “tsismis” within my immediate family as gossip bait to see how well it circulates 🤓 Let’s call it a #CanaryTrap. Diabolical or Strategic?

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Just watched #thecalltocourage *amazing* and I just need to know… what are those boot(ie)s called and where can I get ‘em!? @BreneBrown

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I was today years old when I learned that Big Bird is only 6 years old 😶

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@nbcsnl do I sense a Matt Amodio Jeopardy! skit in the works??? 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

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First pregnancy craving #satisfied! Get yours now! Tonight only! $.99! GO!

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What’s your bevvy tonight? #letsgetstrainge

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Tell me why this slaps hardt and tastes like the 90s

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Missing my days working at Starbucks... need me my free drinks and pastries!

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I think I’m going to be a Beauxbaton 🎃

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I work M-Th and it’s only Tuesday; half my work week is already over! #dowhatyoulove

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I’ve come so far in my personal life that I don’t know how to talk to my family now without sounding preachy. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@MarkPecson Better make some now before bananas cease to exist!

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Well, we were going to Japan for our birthdays, but isolation at the Parents’ in Pinecrest is sounding (and looking!) pretty nice right about now...

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I finished playing Oceanhorn 2 yesterday and now I don’t know what to do with my life 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Somebody made Lucky Charm bars with CBD distillate, didn’t label them, and Mom ate some on accident.

It was me... I’m Somebody 😶😬🤣
#magicallydelicious ? Lolol

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LET’S GOOO!!!

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Soo, I picked this up yesterday... 🤗 #itsabouttime #plantbased #organic #yummy @gardenofliferaw

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I love that Save Mart and Lucky are HQ’d in the Central Valley.
Makes me feel closer to Home when I get groceries 🤗 🛒 🥕🥔🥩🍦🥛🐓

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STAY FAR AWAY from ANY child or children who start singing Caillou’s theme song... THEY ARE EVIL!