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[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

Bro who ran into the Farmacy?? 😂 who did this
Honestly good thing it looks like it wasn’t during working hours my friends work there lol

[Jack Davis @JackDav1428]

@JohnPalminteri Just another Friday night in SB

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

Just got dogged out by my 😸🤝 like bruh let me liveeee 😂

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

All my accounts are frozen so I can’t use apple care to get a new phone cuz they don’t take cash I’m really just existing at this point lol

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

My phone got stolen and my account is overdrawn $7,000 and all my friends are wondering how I’m taking it so well like tbh idk like it’s just life happening I’m it’s passenger princess this year I guess lol

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

I over spend and over book myself when I’m stressed. Like I’m opening a business why am I going to 2 festivals right before my opening and spending hundreds on gold jewelry while calling out of my night job I’m insane

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

I’m so confused there’s a Cheesecake Factory receipt in my money bag like did someone tip me this how did it get here

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

One of my coworkers said she saw me at the beach and didn’t want to come up to me because I was in the zone cutting fruit with my katana 😂

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

I think I accidentally trained my cat to be an ESA lol she lays on top of me all the time trying to get me out of bed and she never runs away even when I leave my door wide open

[໊ @user0000O0]

my next piercing is gonna be a sword through my head

[Slizzy McGuire @givebigmamakiss]

If ur phone is on military time that’s all I need to know abt u to know ur annoying

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

I’ve just come to accept that I am a crazy person

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

My life the past month I feel like I have so many crazy stories I should write a book just about the last couple months or years lol do u guys think this sometimes

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

I don’t think I’ll ever feel anything again tbh it’s like I’m numb inside and out, will I ever be normal again

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

Okay tomorrow I’m not picking up the phone I need to keep this promise to myself 😅

[m𑣲 @maceomarzotto]

cheating on a girl that did nothing but love you is low af

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

@ceeeecc My faveeee

[HOODIEJESS @jslayyyyy]

@Julixttx_666 I got lost for a minute lol