Joe Schlesinger

Online marketing dude, sports nerd, believer in Hip-Hop music. Trying to answer one essential question: Hey Colleen, Who's that turkey with you?

[Joe Schlesinger @jslaz]

@AbelowRob @southwortha It would only be a 10% increase for artists if 100% of their revenue came from paid subscribers. Yes, it’s a 10% bump for Artists on their revenue generated from premium users, but part of their revenue comes from the 60% of users in free tier, which won’t change.

[Mind Over Matter @momrecords]

If this gets 1,000 RTs, I’ll release the forbidden version of Mimi by @BadRabbits

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@JimMWeber @OhBoyItsZach @EvanPanayi Zach shooting free throws at the Dome

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@OhBoyItsZach @EvanPanayi 0% surprised he's still a clown 11 years later.

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Testing using a website card in an organic Tweet: https://t.co/zGsYEkwABa https://t.co/lPz5KYEsis

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@EvanPanayi shhheeeeeesh

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@FUNdPolice planning a nice little Saturday at the Nashoba Valley Winery + Orchard. Wine tour and peach picking sponsored by Summer FUNd?

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If you are one of those sharks, you have to go eat a dancer, right? Would have been biggest YouTube video of all time. #Halftime

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@FUNdPolice @cwinston13 this same event was approved last year for me. Precedence!

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@FUNdPolice heading to the Field Museum of natural history in Chicago!

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hey @adwords if 'Tony's Pizza' were a real business, I would boycott. Lower your frequency cap & get new creative.

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If you are in a cover band and don't have any Hall and Oates in your repertoire, you're doing it wrong.

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@OhBoyItsZach depends on the T. Either way, interesting bet, ill take under.

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Can't watch Olympic hockey without thinking of Ice Hockey for Nintendo. USA needs to throw a fat guy into the mix.

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Can't believe it's been 10 years since College Dropout was released. Still one of my favorite and most influential albums.

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How did I go shopping before Shazam?

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7 year old me would be disappointed in my Flappy Bird skills, but very impressed with my lack of a bed time.

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For the career leader in Goldfish bags opened, I screw up a shockingly high percentage of opens.

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You can't make a Top 10 list of Most Embarrassing Dad's without including Jay Bilas.

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Somehow lost a phone charger, computer charger, cheap ear buds and some underwear in the past week. Might have to inform authorities.