JL

[JL @jsliscinsky]

Fun drinking game: take a shot of water every time you pass a water fountain to stay healthy and hydrated throughout the day

[moved accounts @MSBYG4ME1811]

which is the bigger flex?

rt - heelys
like - airpods

[JL @jsliscinsky]

@k8landryy I’m not even your roommate and I’m annoyed too

[JL @jsliscinsky]

@ceci_hem @Deen_Bean_ get a RedCard and you get 5% off literally everything

[JL @jsliscinsky]

https://t.co/rKv9dOpcn4
tag yourself, I’m the “uh” at 0:20

[JL @jsliscinsky]

@theGagelator

[BGage @theGagelator]

Today, on a 2018 college campus, I saw someone gliding around in Heelys and my man it was rad af

Needless to say does anyone know where I can buy adult sized Heelys?

[JL @jsliscinsky]

@TriggsMC With support from the diaphragm and good posture to get a nice resonant tone

[AnnaTheresa @twitrlessanna]

I gave my boyfriend influenza for Valentine’s Day ❤️❤️❤️ #truelove #yourturn @jsliscinsky 😉

[JL @jsliscinsky]

@eberless @ceci_hem @Deen_Bean_ Them’s fightin words

[JL @jsliscinsky]

*slams retweet* https://t.co/2zbezFBHEZ

[lizard breath @LizReedSabo]

your new years resolution should be to drink more water
the end

[JL @jsliscinsky]

@ceci_hem I still mean it

[JL @jsliscinsky]

@iamjohnoliver Just saw your Baltimore show- well done. I think you should see this, though: I was just a part of it recently! Seemed relevant after tonight https://t.co/6MUO9TwnN2

[JL @jsliscinsky]

@ceci_hem Omw

[JL @jsliscinsky]

I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail

[JL @jsliscinsky]

@k8landryy *cocaine

[JL @jsliscinsky]

Rt if you keep making the wrong choices

[andrew @povyouremykid]

A message to this semester:

[JL @jsliscinsky]

The new thing millennials are killing: themselves

[JL @jsliscinsky]

When people start wishing you a Merry Christmas but you know deep down that Halloween is 365 days a year