Jonah Spaghetti-Lee

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[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

In honor of Randy Johnson. Go Mariners.

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

As a current puppy owner, I guarantee that five minutes after this, the entire VMAC was covered in puddles of dog pee.

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

To: Rooks
From: Admin + Seattle Humane 🫶

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

Shoutout to everyone bravely sending this to their wife today

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Science has finally settled the age-old debate of whose farts smell worse — men or women.

A study found women’s flatus had greater odor intensity, but men produced more gas volume, writes our Ask a Doctor columnist. https://t.co/9YUWaezEBi

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

@TheWapplehouse The finished product

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

Now do all the golf courses

[Mike Salk, Seattle Sports @TheMikeSalk]

Was at Druids Glen today and found out there is a significant threat of it being developed into housing. Not sure if this will help, but I signed it. Among my favorite courses.

Preserve Druids Glen Golf Course in Covington - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/NG2yjMNGYQ via @Change

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

I checked out from being a Mariners fan for like 20 years and now I’m back and I understand why you all have existential dread all the time.

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

Actively making a bad theatrical experience part of the experience

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Interactive slasher movie SLAY DAY will be released in around 1,000 theaters nationwide on February 12, 2027, said to be “one of the first-ever, large-scale rollouts of an interactive film.”

Set on Friday the 13th in 1987.

YOU use your phone to control who lives & dies.

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

Actively making a bad theatrical experience part of the experience

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Interactive slasher movie SLAY DAY will be released in around 1,000 theaters nationwide on February 12, 2027, said to be “one of the first-ever, large-scale rollouts of an interactive film.”

Set on Friday the 13th in 1987.

YOU use your phone to control who lives & dies.

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

All of the movie’s weaknesses could’ve been resolved with this one simple trick

[Variety @Variety]

Steven Spielberg "was involved with #Interstellar for a year" before dropping out: "I became fascinated with it."

“I actually hired Chris Nolan’s brother [Jonathan] to write the first and second draft for me, but it didn’t stick. Jonah actually said, ‘If there comes a point where you decide not to make this movie, I can tell you who’s gonna grab it. He’s already bugging me about it. And that’s my brother Chris.’ He was absolutely right. The second I decided not to make it, Chris jumped on board, probably the next day. ‘Interstellar’ was a much better movie in Chris Nolan’s hands than it would have been in mine.” (via Empire)

https://t.co/ei2E4Zd3v2

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

A man so devastated by the collapse of his Star Wars project that he went insane

https://t.co/MErXytBd1F

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

This is like one of those Disney live-action remakes of a thing that was already live-action.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series.

Releasing this Christmas on HBO.

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

Kids today don’t know the sheer excitement of when Black Republican dropped.

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

Every once in a while you need to be reminded of beardless George Lucas from 1987.

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

The duality of man

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

@jfkenney https://t.co/o1Y4OTkhtP

[Topher Florence @topherflorence]

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

I have reached the age where I like a Tom Waits song.

[Jonah Spaghetti-Lee @JSLtweets]

@TheWapplehouse

[KING @HAMKING_]

Googly eyes makes everything better.

[zach @zachleft]

Humpy winning his first salmon race in game 5 when the crowd needed to be energized was a great bit

Having him win again in the first game back home not only cheapens the first win but is also the sole reason we lost tonight and I also want him drug tested

[Dodgers won the World Series again @atf13atf]

When they zoom in on a Mariners fan you can tell which SSRI they take