Firecrotchscotch

Abstinent by circumstance.

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

They call me the MAC G…

Meat
And
Cheese
Goblin

[Michael Bell @avl_mike]

The Panthers realizing they’re contenders.

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

Calling my girl achoo cause her gazoon tight.

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

@CodyBrownBets I like lamar tonight 🔥

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

@neat_neal Rocky ricochets rigorously on the right rail of the road

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

I know the new alien: Earth show did NOT just take shots at the Snuggie ™

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

Came outside to a bum sleeping in my drivers seat this morning. #happyfriyay

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

“How do you want split the check?”

“Jim Crowe it, separate but equal”

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

@neat_neal You better call me back

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

@neat_neal I’ve been controlling you remotely

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

@neat_neal I prefer sweatband Caruso

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

@neat_neal Bruh, you know this to be false… they don’t call Jack “Al dente” smallridge for nothin

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

I hope shedeur doesn’t get drafted today either

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

On this day, 25 years ago, The Sopranos episode "Full Leather Jacket" premiered.

[THE NOTORIOUS ZI(E)G @pizzapizzazzzzz]

THEY TESTED MY DNA AND IT WASNT DNA IT WAS USA GO @usahockey cc: @AM34

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

@rainexsophie Me

[Zach Klein @ZachKleinWSB]

first time I’ve seen the ‘Steph Curry’ no look celebration before a TD completion in the NFL

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

@neat_neal Fucking electric

[Firecrotchscotch @jsmall3528]

@neat_neal Meanwhile I’ve just been listening to Al green doing his signature screech

[Michael Bell @avl_mike]

I still find it hard to believe that no one at
FOX could muster up this camera angle.