Jasmine

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

when the sleep so good it feels like you're late for something

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

雷が怖くて魚のぬいぐるみを抱きかかえて寝る猫ちゃんが可愛すぎる

[Jasmine @jsminek]

Gave Euphoria a try. Thought I was gonna get some drama. Instead I am mf-ing depressed WTF. I havent even gotten into Season 3 and I’m scared cause I know how it ends 😭

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

He trusts everyone

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I told my cat, “If the soup starts boiling, let me know.”
Five minutes later she came over and started yelling at me.
The soup was boiling.
I’m not saying my cat understood me, but I am saying I’m a little afraid of her now.

[Hood Wild @hoodwild_]

I’m dead LMAO 😭

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

My humor is broken

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish I was always right

Genie: ok, you have 2 more

Me: No I have 3

Genie:

[Andrey @thisiswhyibuilt]

@LinkedInLunat1c Classic.

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

Accidentally opened LinkedIn and already was met with the stupidest thing I’ve read all week

[🇲🇾 @localrkyt]

Perh jahatnya.. Harap owner porsche tu buat report polis dan mintak ganti rugi.

[The Cats 𝕏 @TheCatsX]

She is a princess

[aidil @climateaidil]

A recent analysis by Rimbawatch found that a full WFH in Klang Valley could save the government RM169 million in monthly subsidy bills & significantly reduce air pollution.

Read more here: https://t.co/qRKWTgIgsg

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

The printer running out of ink 😂