Cuddly Bear

Just a fun loving Naughty Bear that loves the ladies. Accepts DM's Read my stories #CuddleBearErotica

[Cuddly Bear @jsmith2777]

I once dropped an entire pizza in the parking lot so don't talk to me about life's hardships

[Cuddly Bear @jsmith2777]

The fact that Corona hasn’t come up a 19% proof beer that will take your breath away is just unacceptable.

[Cuddly Bear @jsmith2777]

I like to wrap my small hands around my large cock just to dispel any stereotypes!!!

[Cuddly Bear @jsmith2777]

I am not sure if it’s just that your mouth is very small....

[Cuddly Bear @jsmith2777]

I cum way too much for someone who ever thinks he will ever have muscles 💪

[120yearz @120yearz]

if I become famous I'm not deleting any insensitive tweets

[120yearz @120yearz]

I told a spider about you

[120yearz @120yearz]

I agree, I wish you were dead too

-me as a psychiatrist

[120yearz @120yearz]

you know what pairs well with coffee

boobs

[120yearz @120yearz]

don't call me I'll call you

just kidding I won't call you either

[The Chemist @68Cly29]

Protip

Find happiness before you die.

Adds another year to my lifeline.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

I slept on the beach last night. Actually, I was too lazy to change the sheets after the dog got them dirty, but it’s basically the same experience.

[The Chemist @68Cly29]

I just want to apologize to all my Facebook friends for all of those first day of school pictures I used to post

[The Chemist @68Cly29]

I would rather die a slow painful death of dehydration then drink from a paper straw.

[💋 Cherry Boom 🐾 @AZHORSEMOM77]

Thing that keep happening over and over are lessons not being learned.
At this stage I can say, ok I finally get It, this time I've learned.
You can stop now.

[The Chemist @68Cly29]

When your choices are ladies and gentlemen....and you go outside and pee by a tree. Cause neither really apply.

[Cuddly Bear @jsmith2777]

I like to write my wife’s name on my cock so the next woman that tries to blow me knows I am taken

[Cuddly Bear @jsmith2777]

When you are hitting a ‘bigger’ ass. And it hits you back.

That

[Cuddly Bear @jsmith2777]

When you are hitting a ‘bigger’ ass. And it hits you back.

That

[☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck]

You should see me make a mountain out of a molehill, it’s magical.

[The Chemist @68Cly29]

I love every ounce of you. I just want to fill you up with a few more ounces.