Jon Smith 3 Watt

I like to raise hell and drink sprite my girlfriend is my caretaker

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

New year new me

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

After 22 years of sounding like a dying elephant I have learned how to blow my nose one nostril at a time like all normal members of society

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

For more wonderfully descriptive mid game play calls of Alabama football give @_smitty21 a follow

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

When you go out Thursday night and have a test Friday morning and they ask you if your ready for it.

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

@_smitty21 Nope it's a new semester get ready

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

These first few days of school hit me like #lastsemester

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

When you get your test grade back and it's not what you expect it to be.

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

When you realize your formal dinner gives you unlimited macaroni

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

The struggle of school after a week on vacation

[Whitley Smith @whitleybattles]

"how's your spring break going"

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

When you remember spring break is tomorrow

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

"I bet it'd be cool to study in a deaf school because every floor would be the silent floor."

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

Just don't get cheese and they can still get paid that much https://t.co/qa6f9kULhh

[Jonathan Smith @_smitty21]

McDonalds workers out here wanting to get paid $15/hr yet they can't remember to put cheese on my damn McChicken

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

When I see the first question on my exam and then have no clue #confused

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

When Cam Newton acts like he won the Super Bowl. #PeytonManning

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

I always thought inspecting was tasting turns out I was wrong...

[Jon Smith 3 Watt @jsmitty4prez]

If you could please donate just 10 cents we can get electrical outlet covers to help this kid

[Brent Smith @brsmith10]

"I make every restaurant all you can eat" #john