Jared Smith

Is an insanely average human being.

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@AmericanAir We have been on the airplane for 2.5 hours and have not been offered water or snacks. In fact we tried and were berated and said that they would not give us food and water because we were “being rude”. This is unacceptable and illegal

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@AmericanAir I just want you to know that your crew for flight A 1705 to Chicago has been incredibly disrespectful to all of the customers onboard. You guys really need to work on your delay/customer service policy. Your employees need customer service training badly

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@hankgreen @sportswithjohn I was just emailed that my next Awesome Socks Club order was skipped and I am slightly freaking! I would still very much so like to received next months socks! I am not sure what happened but please help me keep getting socks! I look forward to it!

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@StephenBender1 @Delta THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT STEVIE! @Delta LISTEN TO THE MAN

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@Delta I am trying to add a pet to my reservation but the only way to do it is to wait on hold for over 2 hours?? That is absurd. There needs to be an easier way. Please help.

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

3 hours 8 minutes on hold…

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

Still on hold… come on guys. This is crazy. I just want to add a pet to my reservation. This shouldn’t be so hard

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@deadandcompany Hey uhhh, how bout them your dates?

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

Hey @tomhanks how about this lost glove on the top of Flagstaff Mountain in Boulder,CO?? #LostGlove #TomHanksLovesSingleGloves

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

I just don’t understand how it took so long for Hallie and Annie to realize they were twins in Parent Trap

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

I have to come clean about something. I think the album Dookie by Green Day is actually a great album. That is all

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

I’m not much of a couch potato. I’m more of a bed squash. But during the summer I’m definitely a balcony zucchini.

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@BarstoolBigCat You mean like this one?

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@birbigs I’m at Pizza House in Ann Arbor. You jealous?

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@OregonJOBS2 @Daaynz

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@Delta Hello,I booked a flight in June from Chicago to Calgary, non-stop. I was just informed now that the flight has changed and now includes a 2.5 hour layover in Minneapolis. Talked to a customer service rep and they said there was nothing they can do? That’s insane!! Terrible

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@McDonalds Where is the sauce? It’s winter. Where is it!

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@PFTompkins @Daaynz

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

You will RARELY hear me say this but On Wisconsin today. My brother went to Madison so we grew up Badgers. Let’s go red. Sorry to the Gophers. Love u. 🙏♥️

[Jared Smith @jsmitty5242]

@belVita DMed you. Waiting on response