Jeff Smith

Me, but on a good day

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

@davidmbarnett Someone just posted this on Facebook (Yeah, I don’t do Twitter so much). So I’ve come over to pay homage to this work of utter genius. I would honestly pay for this. Like, with real money and everything 👏🏻

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

@EveryoneActive Can’t get through to the phone at Westminster Lodge, St Albans. The number does not ring, connects immediately but no sound at all ??

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd & Ernie Hudson Look Back on the Original Ghostb... https://t.co/HRA7JG5JLa via @YouTube

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

@mrstapuft Yeah, love this. I suppose, logistically it makes sense to restart today - same crowd. I can imagine Eriksen wanting them to go ahead

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

@mrstapuft RIP to The Duke 😞

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

@AdrianEdmondson Can you give me more?
Certainly. Will £50 do?

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

How are @virginmedia sooo bad? They can’t get the simplest things right. Called to fix a problem they created, get a £175 bill 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

@VancityReynolds @ChrisCandy4u @TheRealJenCandy 🙏My dogs are barking! 🧦

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

My #BATryChallenge at the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇦🇺 🏉 💪🏻

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

Fantastic dinner at @PhilThompson78 ‘s tonight with @tomaikens. Turbot was dish of the day for us, and that beef cheek was richer than Roman Abramovich 😋

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

@sjjh Siavash!

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

Genius👌

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

Hi @markwahlberg I made some improvements to your typical daily schedule.

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

@mrstapuft Some of these really made me laugh !

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

Classy Frank 👏🏼 https://t.co/hmb4E9XZ47

[Frank McAvennie @MaccaFrank]

Sorry Tony, wasn’t to be, happy birthday anyway mate, see you soon ⚒ https://t.co/LScE2UxIEM

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

10th anniversary at the scene of he crime!
#Thompsons @PhilThompson78

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

Have you picked up the trophy in the studio @GaryLineker ? Are you allowed?

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

@mrstapuft That’s incredible!

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

@PhilThompson78 Och, ma heid

[Jeff Smith @jsmitwit]

@PhilThompson78 See ya tomorrow, Mr T