Purscale

23 y/o M, Enclave fan, will retweet occasional dark humor. Not everything I say is serious. Not looking to commission. DMs are open. Pronouns are Dra/Gon.

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

Now that woke is back o algo I’m gonna add pronouns to my bio

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@FluffZoom @Flynusy

[Gigachad @gigachad]

“eat your vegetables right now or im calling gigafly”

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@Flynusy @FluffZoom B-but I thought you were…

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@Toleelad @PearChudAura

[Wiggle Wiggle Vigil @DaOfficialVigil]

“he can’t have brain cancer he’s only 16 and shows no symptoms”

patient: i can’t wait to go home and play war thunder

house:

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@FluffZoom @Flynusy

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@FluffZoom @Flynusy You just HAD to ruin it didn’t you.

[Лампаның патшасы 🇰🇿🇹🇷 @SomaliSasuke]

fat mexican dude on the bus talking on the phone and i heard him say “o algo”

[James @James32980438]

"Do you have at least ten years of experience, all of your own tools, and are willing to work a minimum of 60 hours a week for $18/h?"

"No."

"Get the fuck out of my shop! Damn lazy kids just don't want to work anymore."

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@yndranth You just like dih duh

[Colt🇻🇦☧ @milolitnt]

My dad said if I get good grades that Hitler will come to my birthday party

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@Jtrox1020 @UnredeemedZoomr

[Je Suis Charlie @Jtrox1020]

“Fascism is… well, it’s when… you see, you… honestly, I don’t know. I just want to feel loved.”

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

LIAR! I’VE SEEN THE WEATHER MACHINE WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!!!!

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

Contrary to popular belief, Israel does not control the weather.

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@emptib666 Yes I am the anti fun

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@Flynusy If I save you from the concentration camp do I get a date o algo?

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@emptib666 I’d rather die to fire than wear a maid outfit with cold chains

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@yndranth Pls.

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@emptib666 Well I’m already a servant to Israel like the good goyim I am so you won’t get me

[Purscale @JSneedclave]

@Flynusy Now that you’re female do you want to exchange the numbers?