jason modelo

5’3” @padres @spurs

[bink @knotbink]

Not everything is sunshine and Filipinos bro

[jason modelo @jsnmodelo]

Been saying “i want a gf” for 10 years man i should just hang it up

[nads 🇵🇸 @nads________]

So glad Ms Rachel is on the right side of history. It’s the Clippers next franchise player watching her show rn

[jason modelo @jsnmodelo]

Freaking out a person over someone who wouldn’t piss on my body if i was on fire

[jason modelo @jsnmodelo]

got reminded so hard i threw up https://t.co/7RY8T9m06N

[Not Leon 🗡️🏴 @SarinOnTheWorld]

There’s no ethnic group I can blame on not having this. This is all due to my own personal failings.

[jason modelo @jsnmodelo]

@sapphiretaurus yezzir

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Californians can't be saved

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

hell nah this mf heard 40 minors

[jason modelo @jsnmodelo]

No songs. Absolutely no songs. dont parody 2pac or Eminem. dont write your own raps as a 55 year old white dude from Del Mar who hasn’t listened to new rap since Run DMC. no songs. stick to All the Small Things, the one song Padres fans can claim that isn’t abysmally lame.

[Padres Farm @Pads1818]

Padres fans rules during the postseason:

1. DO NOT DO THE WAVE
2. DO NOT DO TARPS OFF

Pay Attention to the game

[Devine Sports Gospel @DevineGospel]

Just in time for the Playoffs

[jason modelo @jsnmodelo]

The second i leave college and my frat has back to back early preview screenings of Resident Evil AND Primetime

[Daniel Lefferts @daniel_lefferts]

Last day of summer. No more beach selfies, no more spritzes, no more nonsense about how much you love your friends. This is the season of hard liquor and hard nights

[jason modelo @jsnmodelo]

life aint all cheeseburgers and blowjobs

[jason modelo @jsnmodelo]

what is with White people and Five Nights at Freddy’s

[jason modelo @jsnmodelo]

bare minimum btw

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

big reason so many cinephiles are lonely is because they keep putting in their dating profiles that they’re looking for girls who are “Hawksian”

[Radhika Dagar @_Radhikadagar]

there's always someone happier than you on insta and someone more depressed than you on twitter

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

Can you loan me some pussy til I get back on my feet

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM BANG 🔥🔥🔥🔥