Bill Nude the Science Dude

Farts are funny.

My safe word is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Just a lowly meme arbitrageur.

[Bill Nude the Science Dude @jsnyder92]

Thank you Twitter, for being the empty void that I vomit words into when I'm high.

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Hey @grok, how much in taxpayer subsidies was blown up in last night's failed SpaceX launch?

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@LeadingReport Darn

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@LaraLeaTrump Whew

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@DonaldJTrumpJr No lies detected

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@deaflibertarian Unfortunately yes (if you can handle it). You'll likely never see (nor hear 🤭) the results of your efforts, which makes it truly selfless and without reward, but someone somewhere has quietly been made a better person by your posts. And the haters only win if you quit.

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@jk_rowling 1. The social construct of womanhood is different from biological sex. I suggest reading some Judith Butler
2. Rights are made up, try reading Michel Foucault
3. Transgenderism is feminist alliance, try Whipping Girl - Julia Serano
4. None of it is "at will" - medical literature

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@Miss_L1lith I simply must know where to find sleeves like this. Please help, where did you get them?

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Every time I stop by here it's full of people arguing about some batshit topic nobody's mentioning outside of Twitter. Do you all just LIVE in this echo chamber here? Forget touching grass, have you even touched another social media?

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@jk_rowling Now get yours off of ours

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@LeadingReport Yeah, and? The UNs been saying that since like 2000. That's what the whole Obama deal was for

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@jk_rowling Ah! It's a gender!

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@elonmusk @Space_Station @SpaceX Wait didn't I hear similar statements about the starlink satellites? Do we really want that guys opinion to be the deciding factor on the ISS?

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@LeadingReport The only person who can chicken out harder than Taco

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@elonmusk Yeah, you've done a lot of things in poor character

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@elonmusk Or fund a legitimate revolution 😐

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@elonmusk Okay the problem is obvious as we've all been saying for as long as I've had ears, but what are you gonna do about it? Restructure the whole election setup that makes it impossible for other parties to compete? 🤣😂

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@LeadingReport Back to our regularly scheduled programming of disagreeing with both of them

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@alifarhat79 As long as they're the ones fighting each other, WE are.