Jason Huffman

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Shoutout to Apple for genius Genius Bar translation.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Feel like “has patience when booking hotels and flights” is a great thing to put in a bio.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Wakes up at 7am, still late to work at 9am. I got other things to do.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Looked at my watch sitting on the counter and said “I don’t have time for that.” It was funny at the time (ha), but not really, cause now I wish I grabbed it.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Ever think you’re investing your time in the wrong things?

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

I like sitting on countertops and drinking coffee.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Deleting photos from an old camera before donating it is satisfying.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

So they bring a heart to burn in the fires of Mount Doom. Got it

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

After countless years of shaming, I’ve finally watched an Indiana Jones movie. Not sure why/how I didn’t watch this growing up. Seems, uh, important.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Fear that Lyft will have an automatic “hand-off” feature. You enter the car and it immediately starts playing what you’re listening to.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

With great legroom comes great responsibility

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Don’t fear what hasn’t happened

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Gotta make waves to make progress

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Hypothetical Scenario: You’re at a urinal and the guy next to you is clearly passing a kidney stone.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Greatness comes from trying - and keeping good people around you while doing so.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Finding that it’s the quality of sleep, not the number of hours, that matters.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Think less, feel more.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

I can’t tell you the number of times SkyFlakes has saved me. Always there in good times and in bad lol.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

SkyFlakes saltine crackers and coffee is all you need.

[Jason Huffman @jsonhuff]

Shopping for scents of any kind stresses me out.

*blinks twice*

Hello indecision.