jason

Not the real Jason Sudeikis // Strictly 20+ RP

[jason @jsonsudeik]

𝒥𝒶𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝒮𝓊𝒹𝑒𝒾𝓀𝒾𝓈

actor, dad, fake soccer coach, amateur comedian, single, ‘75, once on snl. mdni, roleplay.

[jason @jsonsudeik]

Otis just asked if I could cook him soufflé for lunch

Not happening, buddy

[jason @jsonsudeik]

#NewProfilePic

[jason @jsonsudeik]

No, that’s a footlong sub in my pants AND I’m happy to see you

[jason @jsonsudeik]

It isn’t Tuesday??

[jason @jsonsudeik]

No, that’s a footlong sub in my pants AND I’m happy to see you

[jason @jsonsudeik]

Nothing like accidentally rubbing sugar into your eye

[Percy Jackson Crave @PJOCRAVE]

Jason Sudeikis has been cast as Paul Blofis in Percy Jackson and the Olympians. This comes after Apple TV’s hit series ‘Ted Lasso’ confirms the titular character is a “Percy Jackson” fan

Watch Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Titans Curse November 20th only on Disney+

(via @Variety)

[jason @jsonsudeik]

Could live in the Criterion Closet if given the chance.

[jason @jsonsudeik]

Don’t all say it at once

[jason @jsonsudeik]

Happy birthday to me!

[jason @jsonsudeik]

The war on insomnia continues

[jason @jsonsudeik]

September is flying by and I don’t like it

[jason @jsonsudeik]

Somnia, insomnia.

[jason @jsonsudeik]

Going to home school the kids because it’s too early for this shit

[jason @jsonsudeik]

Mic check, one two!

[jason @jsonsudeik]

@midsummrdreams @StonesSlave Getting the writers back to work immediately because this is genius

[gifs out of context @tikkitweets]

The Invite \2026

[jason @jsonsudeik]

Happy Thursday to all who celebrate it!

[jason @jsonsudeik]

Seriously don’t even know what day it is