Joe Spence

Born-Again Bachelor

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@gentrywgevers Drinking Age Act was passed in 1984, by Ronald Reagan.

[Jeff DiVeronica @RocDevo]

My nephew goes to snowy SUNY #Fredonia. He isn’t quite sure WHY Sir Charles was at a hockey game there last nite, but he - and everyone else - sure were happy about THIS happening at a local saloon!

Props to you, Mr. #Barkley. This is how you win over a town.

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@stevecraig72 Southern governors like DeSantis spent their allowance and would now like a helping of socialism

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@altonbrown Bring back Good Eats. I miss it and you

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

a friend sent this to me

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Here’s the real reason Trump wants us to spend the week chasing rumors about people eating cats.

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@ATL__Sportz22 @Tdot_Terramiggi Why do you care or pay any attention? Especially if it bothers you?

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@WhitingRonTampa Northeast football isn’t what it should be unless Rutgers runs the table in reverse

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@rjsauter44 @McAllisterMike1 Shouldn’t matter against an inferior opponent.

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@MatyIce100383 @OrangeFizz It’s Ohio. We should neither bend nor break. We should be dominating them.

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

Not sure why I let myself get geeked for Syracuse football every August, when it’s the same poor tackling, disorganized shit show year after year.

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

Joe Walsh is an American Treasure

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Never trust anyone who doesn’t like Joe Walsh. Even people who don’t like the Eagles say “But Joe Walsh is alright.”

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@Tdot_Terramiggi You’re awesome

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a fucking joke. The Dave Matthews Band is going in this year but they still haven’t inducted the Monkees. Pleasant Valley Sunday is better than Dave Matthews’ entire life. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Y'all are going to love this: Jamie Raskin, on why he calls himself a liberal, progressive and conservative.

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@hwinkler4real When I was a kid, every other boy and I wanted to be cool like the Fonz. As an adult, I want myself and all men to be more like Henry Winkler. That man is a National Treasure and we are richer for having him on this platform and on this Earth.

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@tomandmartys @BJays129 Underrated reply lost on anyone over 40, but then again you are the gambler.

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

Absolute truth.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When I was a kid, adults didn’t give two shits about safety. No helmets, no seatbelts, billowing clouds of second-hand smoke, playgrounds built for Navy SEAL training. But if you tried to use a pair of scissors they suddenly feared for your life. So we used these dull bastards.

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@tomandmartys Not how it works. You piss them out. As painful as it can be, I it’s better pissed out than pissed on.

[Joe Spence @JSpence607]

@ProfPeterDoyle @Jefferies_ @TaranehDean If he’s interested in the annual June class that visits Iceland that my college offers, he can start a new project!