Jonathan Phillips

Davidson '20. Big fan of laughing. he/him

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@LizzyPross they arent bball shorts though don’t lie to the people

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@PhLevelBasic Getting the first pick would make them complacent. 6th pick is optimal for maintaining the grindset while still getting talent. Wizards are the real winners here

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@JacobTice7 Give it two weeks and you’ll graduate to the next level: locking up 50 year olds in league

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@DUFF_Cats Sending lots of love and kisses to the boys.

To the seniors — a certain point after graduating you’ll realize: DUFF is forever. The memories and community will always exist. If you want to keep playing frisbee, it doesn’t need to end here. ❤️

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@PhLevelBasic @dustweetr Even if he doesn’t claim it, it was still streets ahead

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In order to better honor the character of our great nation the National Park Service will now be replacing all cherry blossoms along the tidal basin with Bartlett pears

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Pitbull needs (deserves) a Las Vegas residency

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@LizzyPross Modernity sure is tough

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@arsuhash @princessbozo Madagascar? Also 2005…

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@princessbozo Big penguin will never reach these highs again

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@janedad103 I’m p sure your coworker is wrong though since spice isn’t a taste? Thinking back to a traumatic experience I had involving a stuffed, post-flu nose and level 3 spicy pad kee mow at Bangkok 54 in Durham

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@janedad103 Counterpoint, maybe they’re just confused why anyone would have any reason good enough to go to Ohio

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The world has a desperate need for a toxic Letterboxd

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@janedad103 :(( take care of yourself Janelle ❤️

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Wow, White Noise is the best Harry Potter Movie they’ve released yet. Adam Driver in a robe…absolutely killer. This multiverse stuff can’t go far enough.

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@callaway_hunter Yes as long as you’re dressing as you’re dressing as Justin Truedeau for a costume contest and not dressing up as Justin Trudeau AT a costume contest

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@LizzyPross

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@princessbozo It deserved it though

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Virgin charlie daniels “devil went down to Georgia” vs Chad guitar hero version

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@LizzyPross Don’t lie and pretend you’ve watched the new ep yet