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She Had No Chill: The JSQ79 Story

[Jen @JSQ79]

It’s like Dolly says, y’all, “You can’t just hope for a brighter day. You have to work for a brighter day.”

[Jen @JSQ79]

@theashleyray The brother. Thank you for your service.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Karen Pence the only one on my level rn. Never thought Mother would be my political spirit animal but life has taken some strange turns.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[emily @cicadaxxseason]

this website kinda feels like that strip mall you still go to because there’s a really good vietnamese place but every other business has closed or is a bail bondsman or whatever

[Jen @JSQ79]

It’s just too bleak over here, y’all. I can’t anymore. Find me over at the other place, I guess.

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like "Mayhaps you hath wokely mistranslated ‘polytropos’" and the smartest people are like "Argos is a chonky boi"

[Nyle DiMarco @NyleDiMarco]

Deaf President Now is more than a film—it’s the story of the greatest civil rights movement most people have never heard of.

This story has been passed down in the Deaf community for decades — shared through sign language.

Now, we’re bringing it to the world on @AppleTV.

[Jen @JSQ79]

I’ve read the Iliad and the Odyssey, and I’ve read the Aeneid in both English and Latin, so I feel I’ve read an above average number of ancient epic poems, and co-sign. Y’all will never convince me.

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

I frankly do not believe this many of you have read multiple translations of The Odyssey

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Okay guys can you all stop pretending to have opinions about the different translations of the odyssey

[Jen @JSQ79]

Reminder that things haven’t been all bad

[Everytown @Everytown]

This year, the Supreme Court issued a life-saving decision in United States v. Rahimi. It reversed a dangerous lower court ruling that would have given domestic abusers access to guns. This was a landmark victory for survivors and a huge win for the gun violence prevention movement.

[Jen @JSQ79]

I’m trying to be a good person who isn’t so amused by all of this, but then a tweet like this is posted and I’m back on my bullshit

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface

[Maximilian 🥰 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

Evergreen meme

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

In my head Ice-T is the cop …..and he’s opening up the backpack …..saying FUCK…. It’s Monopoly money

[ًً @eIsbangs]

and i cackled at every single joke

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Play that banjo, you delightful storytelling son of a bitch.

[Jen @JSQ79]

Apparently the democrats would’ve won this election and united the country if they’d only run on a platform of Healthcare CEOs: Kill Them All. Note for next time.

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

this is how my friends talk about me

[Tension.🐈‍⬛ @10sionnnn]

me:lmao I saw it on Twitter

them: what’s your Twitter

me: I don’t have Twitter

[Jen @JSQ79]

@BlindAssassinUK 🤣🤣🤣🤣