jules

[re: emma @evemmore]

the correct opinion on sex and the city is that mr big is evil and should be in prison and he is also carries soul mate

[🌽Sarah🌽 @eliash10]

Eww…now they’ve gone too far. never yellow

[dyldo 🦤 @srawaityai]

she looks like a yassified philomena cunk

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Troy fans: I can’t believe we’re here!

UGA fans: how come we keep getting matched up with the best teams

WVU fans vs Rocco’s subplot:

[Garage Beer @drinkgaragebeer]

RT for a chance to win a Lil Garage 🥶 (beer not included) (21+ to enter) (I’ll put a sticker in the box too)

[TD Ameritragedy @TDAmeritragedy]

Pleasmaha stopmaha addingmaha tomaha themaha endmaha ofmaha everymaha wordmaha.

Thankmaha youmaha.

[𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔞 ☻ @karasmarsh]

@curlymirmy i too have started bitchmaxxing and it has only had positive returns

[Willo @WillosOther]

@Amie_Just OUmaha

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Every time you hesitate to have your third coffee of the day, remember there are people out there doing cocaine. Enjoy that coffee

[Tots @dumbface5000]

Renewing my hot dog membership (Costco)

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

drinking $1200 worth of cappuccinos at the dealership to cancel out the repair costs on my car

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

These kids flying all over the neighborhoods on their e-bikes….tragedies waiting to happen.

[TSA @TSA]

In an effort to avoid unexpected airport meet & greets please verify your cat’s location is not inside your suitcase before zipping it. Thanks.

[jules @jsrandomacct]

@Jeffrey_Elliott @McFranchisee @mcdonald Scooters uses the franke machines and the espresso is consistent and it does great with the milk!

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love when they’re doing road work and they let you drive on the wrong side for a few seconds

[jules @jsrandomacct]

@0xnichy Awwww cute sheltie

[vanie @fruitchaaat]

the humiliation of editing ur cv the desperation that oozes out from every word in there that oooh look at me im so hireable and so so usable i bet u want to exploit my labour look all these other people have also used me dont u want a taste of this efficient ass

[jules @jsrandomacct]

Been looking forward to vacation for idk six months? Only to get sick less than two days in and miss out on the fancy nights of dinner. Fml

[Yawn! (｡☉︵ ಠ╬) @YaniJPG]

I dunno about other places, but I’ve learned that if you just start going “FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” into the mic, the CVS AI will eventually transfer you to a real human pharmacist lol

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

I’ll be switching to Tito’s vodka for post workout recovery from deadly Fairlife Core Power protein shakes. Huge thank you to the Oasis app for the help in this decision