Jess Surbaugh

~stares blankly in French~

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

Has everyone seen the scene from #KillingEve where Villanelle goes home to Russia? The Elton John dinner scene? There are so many perfect scenes in this show, but this one is top 3 to me. What other ones stand out? I’m so curious what other people love about it

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

Luke and Gabe are the same name just opposite, I can’t explain it but it’s true

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

I’m convinced @netflix removes the “continue watching” category every so often to force me to branch out. But they will not break me. I will hit that search icon so fast, I need to obsessively stream the show about nothing in order to feel something ok

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

Never opting out 💖

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

The one birthday text I can always count on

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

My toxic trait is I forget to take out my disposable contacts until I’m already in bed so I just toss them into the wind and my entire house is basically a silicone hydrogel minefield

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

@AskTSA Hi! I travel w/ a remote livestreaming kit (aka a bunch of gear in a Pelican case). It’s way too much to remove & replace when going through security-can I have my gear officially inventoried & receive a card I can present to security so everything can be left inside?

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

When you want to text someone to tell them something about ur life but then you realize you never responded to their last text about something in THEIR life so you have to excitedly reply then wait an appropriate amount of time to seemingly suddenly have a life update

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

Shoutout to the forward-thinking creators of Murder She Wrote who named a 50-year-old woman “Jessica” in 1984

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

Me, flying through Charlotte on any occasion: “oh yes, I’ll be flying through clit”

[Two Box Media @TwoBoxMedia]

WATCH LIVE | NASA unveils new video of Perseverance rover landing on Mars https://t.co/HC0O5VFmA1

[Two Box Media @TwoBoxMedia]

If you were to travel to Mars, what would your Desert Planet soundtrack be? @NASAJPL engineer @RachelKronyak would be listening to @falloutboy and @PanicAtTheDisco #CountdownToMars #Perseverance

[Two Box Media @TwoBoxMedia]

Super Bowl LV won't be in 4K HDR; billionaire buys first-ever all-civilian mission to space; & more https://t.co/8T9vsVTwew

[Greg Nibler @GregNibler]

I'm going live with @TwoBoxMedia at 4:30 PT to recap some of #CES2021 Day One! Plus interviews with @TCL_USA about their newest TVs and with @IndyAChallenge about their cutting edge autonomous vehicle competition!
Click through to watch and comment live:

https://t.co/dThIKZOY6G

[Two Box Media @TwoBoxMedia]

Want to know what tech is trending for @CES? We've got you covered. We'll see innovations from @SamsungUS, @Sony, @LGUS, @Dell, @TCL_USA, @MercedesBenz, and more. Check out our full rundown here: https://t.co/G3BK07iGBa #CES2021

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

@GregNibler Booooooooooooo

[Two Box Media @TwoBoxMedia]

Today @thekenyeung joined @GregNibler to discuss the @Flipboard 2020 #Tech Year in Review feature, highlighting themes across the past 12 months. @SpaceX and @tiktok_us and @Xbox, oh my. View the full segment here: https://t.co/hu6L5qDz6q

[Two Box Media @TwoBoxMedia]

The @Qualcomm #SnapdragonSummit is taking place today and tomorrow. Our host @GregNibler was there last year (in Maui—don't worry, he'll remind you 🍹). Here he recaps last year's event + discusses what the Snapdragon processors can do for AI, AR, and #5G connectivity

[Jess Surbaugh @jssca]

@GonzoTorpedo @jonathan_moroz i would upvote this, alas in Teams that is no longer a reaction emoji i have access to so

[Digital Trends @DigitalTrends]

Now on #DTLive: @John_C_Velasco with the best #SmartDoorbells at 9:05am PT; The weasel himself @PaulyShore at 9:10am PT talking #GuestHouse; #TBD with @warnerparty and @jssca on reunions at 9:20am PT https://t.co/2jYrQBPfPH